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[Spike 12,049]

The camera doesn't work fine

Yes

Good

Is it Sushi?

No she can sleep on the floor

Excellent

Why do your eyebrows look like a cartoon characters eyebrows? They're really small and thin (like your penis) and far apart.

Because I have really small and thin eyebrows (?). I'd rather that than look like a neanderthal by having a monobrow like Choulououououou or however his name is spelt.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Because I have really small and thin eyebrows (?). I'd rather that than look like a neanderthal by having a monobrow like Choulououououou or however his name is spelt.

You look like a neanderthal with cartoon character eyebrows.

[Spike 12,049]

You look like a neanderthal with cartoon character eyebrows.

It pulls the ladies so who am I to complain?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

It pulls the ladies so who am I to complain?

It pulled 1 lady. Lets not get carried away.

[Spike 12,049]

It pulled 1 lady. Lets not get carried away.

Says the man that is only is in his current relationship because of his son. Learn to use a condom you thick cunt.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Says the man that is only is in his current relationship because of his son. Learn to use a condom you thick cunt.

At least I don't have to travel to another continent to find a girl that likes me

[Spike 12,049]

At least I don't have to travel to another continent to find a girl that likes me

Implying that is a bad thing, geting to travel and shit. Can't be a home bird forever Man, I got to see America, you got to see Nottingham and a live birth.

[chrismada9 1,948]

Taken from one of my video thumbnails on YouTube, but yeah, the guy in the red England T-shirt is me!

[Spike 12,049]

Second most English looking person alive after Leighton Baines tbf

[chrismada9 1,948]

Second most English looking person alive after Leighton Baines tbf

HA! Thanks for the compliment! My beard is Welsh though!

[Spike 12,049]

HA! Thanks for the compliment! My beard is Welsh though!

Dunno if it was a compliment mate.

[chrismada9 1,948]

Dunno if it was a compliment mate.

Geez man, so ungrateful!!

[iseah100 5,612]

I like beer.

Is that some weird Australian beer?

[Spike 12,049]

Is that some weird Australian beer?

Asahi is a Japanese beer.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Taken from one of my video thumbnails on YouTube, but yeah, the guy in the red England T-shirt is me!

Easily mistaken for Joe Wilkinson

[chrismada9 1,948]

Easily mistaken for Joe Wilkinson

Yep, I get that a lot!

[iseah100 5,612]

Asahi is a Japanese beer.

Does it taste different from Mexican or American beer?

[Spike 12,049]

Does it taste different from Mexican or American beer?

Well I don't know how much beer you drink but I think so. I'm not a fan of Mexican beers, the few I've had have been very bitter and watery. There are quite a few microbrews that I enjoy in America but I really dislike all the major American beers like Coors, Budweiser, Yuengling and Sam Adams. Australian beers tend to be my favourites. The way I measure beers is that if it isn't as good as Heineken, it isn't worth drinking. Heineken is my standard for beer, not bad in anyway but not particularly great in anyway either. Asahi is a lot like Heineken but if I remember correctly it is a little heavier and little more bold in flavour. It is a good beer but a very run of the mill lager.

My favourite beers would have to be:

Delirium Tremens (Belgian)

James Boag Premium (Australian)

Little Creatures Roger's (Australian)

Cooper's Sparkling Ale (Australian)

Cooper's Pale Ale (Australian)