Álvaro Morata

[Special Juan 27,424]

'Save this tweet he will get 30 goals'

'Morata is back'

'You will see him fly out of the blocks now'

Have people been watching the same pre season as me? The above is the usual bollocks that gets spouted on Twatter since it was announced he is changing his shirt number. OK Alavaro, we all know you have just had twins, we are fucking delighted for you, in fact over the moon. Now, can you actually find it in yourself to man the fuck up, get a grip of yourself and start caring on the pitch and do what your supposed to do...fucking score goals.

Morata is better at wishing all his best mates happy birthday on Instagram stories than he is at scoring goals.

Fuck sake.

[Pizy 18,368]

We're bringing back El Niño, lads. No other explanation.

[Superblue 6,370]

If we're resigned to keeping him this coming season, I've got to the point where anything that may give him a psychological lift is worth trying.

 

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

People under the impression on twitter he’s shifted from 9 to 29 because Martial is coming in 😂 Jesus Christ. Cursed number or not it’s because of his kids being born on the 29th. 

[Unionjack 7,531]

7 minutes ago, OneMoSalah said:

People under the impression on twitter he’s shifted from 9 to 29 because Martial is coming in 😂 Jesus Christ. Cursed number or not it’s because of his kids being born on the 29th. 

I hear that mate!

BUT like every other bleedin season we will keep hoping till 10 minutes past deadline day for incoming  then moan like hell for awhile.

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

Well either his kids birthday or Demba Ba is his hero 

[SadistChicken 143]

Smartest decision of his life

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[Unionjack 7,531]

I think its the amount of times he falls over during a game!

 

[YorkshireBlue 3,122]

1 hour ago, Unionjack said:

I think its the amount of times he falls over during a game!

 

Can u fit 999 on a shirt?

[Unionjack 7,531]

Just now, BluesMadLad said:

Can u fit 999 on a shirt?

Might start a fashion

[YorkshireBlue 3,122]

3 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

Might start a fashion

Falling over fashion lol

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

Some people hatred is just too much sometimes. Get a life buddy, rather than keeping it over and over.

Giroud will take the number 9, I reckon.

 

[Unionjack 7,531]

2 minutes ago, RoyalBlues said:

Some people hatred is just too much sometimes. Get a life buddy, rather than keeping it over and over.

Giroud will take the number 9, I reckon.

 

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[LukakutoStamford 779]

Stop signing Spanish born strikers ffs!

Morata is the typical players who looks good at Real because there are so many good players, but the spotlight shines on them to take control they wither away.

It’s too bad Napoli won’t Chelsea anymore players as Dries would a better stop gap 9 until a top striker becomes available.

[bluephoenix 1,126]

3 hours ago, OneMoSalah said:

Well either his kids birthday or Demba Ba is his hero 

wasn't Ba better than him *hahahaha*

[ZanSnake 1,211]

Must be giving away the #9 for the long awaited target....

 

Andy Carroll!

 

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

5 hours ago, OneMoSalah said:

Well either his kids birthday or Demba Ba is his hero 

Demba Ba was no. 19 Eto'o had 29. 

 

Now I think about it him taking the pen for himself despite not bein gour primary taker obviously was because he wanted to celebrate his kids birthday with a goal... well I guess everyone knew he would be missing it, prolly even himself. Doesn't matter. Score a hatrick vs City on Sun and everything will be forgotten. 

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

4 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

Demba Ba was no. 19 Eto'o had 29. 

 

Now I think about it him taking the pen for himself despite not bein gour primary taker obviously was because he wanted to celebrate his kids birthday with a goal... well I guess everyone knew he would be missing it, prolly even himself. Doesn't matter. Score a hatrick vs City on Sun and everything will be forgotten. 

Ba wore 29 before Eto’o arrived I think