iseah100 5,612 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I omly miss games when i fuck your betch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I omly miss games when i fuck your betchAt least I'm funny when I'm drunk. What a disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I omly miss games when i fuck your betchYou can fuck my betch for all I care but at least you won't be fucking my bitch. What the fuck is a betch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 You can fuck my betch for all I care but at least you won't be fucking my bitch. What the fuck is a betch Must be Spanish for dog. Hide that huskey of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Must be Spanish for dog. Hide that huskey of yours.He comes within 1000 miles of my husky and I'll have the RSPCA on his arse faster than when Steve Gerrard fell on his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robsblubot 3,595 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Recently moved to the west coast and rarely watch live games due to the time diff. Sucks but I need to be awake at work. They replay the games on tv but by then I already know the score.Loved that about the east coast: waking up to great EPL matches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 He comes within 1000 miles of my husky and I'll have the RSPCA on his arse faster than when Steve Gerrard fell on his arse. I'm going to fly your husky to South Korea and chop it up and eat it. Nomnomnomnomnom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beepu 1,714 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'm going to fly your husky to South Korea and chop it up and eat it. NomnomnomnomnomReported for racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Reported for racism.You had your chance to be offended when you was Korean. Now you're just plain old boring Beepu your report will fall on deaf ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelDance 552 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 You had your chance to be offended when you was Korean. Now you're just plain old boring Beepu your report will fall on deaf ears.Lol would only be offended if it was NK because the guys there suffer day in and day out, but lol offended Aussie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 if Mikel starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 when Mikel is playingif Mikel starts.Fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Failit's not a joke though, it's genuine. it's not a fail to share an opinion cmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Since leaving school in 2011, I've rotated absolutely everything around football. Not knowing the score winds me up. I've ensured that my football coaching across the country, that my jobs, etc. would all come second to Chelsea games. I can't focus at work when Chelsea are playing, so I just choose not to work on match days. I used to get my phone confiscated from my bar job from being sat behind the bar watching games on Sky Go. Then when I became the gaffer I made sure I was always working an AM shift if Chelsea were on in the afternoon/evening. I refuse to coach when Chelsea are playing. I re-arrange my teams' fixtures if they clash with Chelsea. If I have to go somewhere, I'll follow the game on my phone through Twitter and other various apps but I'll always do my best to make sure I can catch the game. I don't think I've missed a competitive Chelsea game in my entire life. EVERYTHING is dropped when Chelsea are on because that's my wind-down time when I can follow one of my biggest passions. For instance on the 3rd of March when we play Wet Spam, I'm going to watch a concert with friends. That won't stop me from checking the score on my phone every 60 seconds. You might think that sounds sad. If you do, then fuck you. Football is a chance for me to escape from the everyday mundaneness that is life. University deadlines and juggling three jobs is a fucking bitch for me. I look forward to being at home watching the game, or being sat in front of my PC listening to the commentary and watching a shitty stream that is lagging about five minutes behind real time. It kind of makes up for not going to the Bridge that much anymore, as I just can't afford it. What about if a loved one passes away, or something upsets me? Then football becomes even more important. It gives me 90 minutes to focus on something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Lol would only be offended if it was NK because the guys there suffer day in and day out, but lol offended Aussie.He isn't Australian you fool. Can you not tell the difference between the flags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUMB 189 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Me and my ex-girlfriend had an anniversary on the Champions League Final dayMy mum got me a ticket for Munich (Yes the final), as her and her mates went and I had to turn it down after a 'discussion' with her.Shaking my head even as I write this, girls are evil lads, steer clear.You had THE ticket and you did what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 He isn't Australian you fool. Can you not tell the difference between the flags?It's all the same country. You're all just little bitches about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 It's all the same country. You're all just little bitches about it.That is true. They do make a fuss about being the 7th state of Australia. Kiwi's gonna complain, such is life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH1988 1,350 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 You had THE ticket and you did what? I know mate... I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper22 2,418 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Alright a different angle to this, what was the craziest thing you had to miss to watch Chelsea? Personally, probably my cousin's wedding. My cousin had a wedding last November. I'm in the background of some of the bride & groom photos. The photos make a hilarious flickbook. Me talking.... Me subtly getting my phone out.... Me checking the score.... Me hugging my dad.... My mum telling us both off. Genuine true story. I'll never unknowingly not know the score while we're playing. It kills me too much not knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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