The Eurovision Thread

[Peppen 934]

Wow, decent venue.

[The_Flash 1,144]

We could have one direction representing us and we'd still get zero points.

[Special Juan 27,454]

We could have one direction representing us and we'd still get zero points.

You speak about them as if it was an advantage...

[Special Juan 27,454]

She's nice.

[We Hate Scouse 10,287]

She's nice.

She's a miracle.

[Laylabelle 9,395]

Iceland was fun.

[Special Juan 27,454]

She's a miracle.

I could create one with her.

[We Hate Scouse 10,287]

Poland would get it. Crumpet galore!!

[cosmicway 1,333]

Bearded trannies are the way forward.

Watch Russia get trashed for invading Crimea, just as UK got nil points, after sucking Bushs cock and bombing the fuck out of Iraq

Crimea is 100% Russian - site of some of the fiercest fights of WW2.

Krustchev named it Ukrainian because he did n't care what province belongs to what republic.

Some other parts of Ukraine may be mixed.

[Laylabelle 9,395]

Ooooo greece

[cosmicway 1,333]

Ooooo greece

Greece is those characters ?

It looks like motorcycle police who issue parking tickets.

[Liquidator 5,176]

can't wait to dance to that Greek one at 3:30 AM in Kavos while fucked out my mind on Jagers

[cosmicway 1,333]

Now it's the Austrian with the beard.

[cosmicway 1,333]

Holy mackerel

[Laylabelle 9,395]

Possible winner

[Hutcho 8,443]

Eurovision....

[cosmicway 1,333]

Possible winner

EU will get 0% in the elections and we start trench war in Belgium.

[Special Juan 27,454]

That thing was Christine Bleakley with a beard.