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Is this some sort of government enforced new pub, to stop the monopoly power of the Pub from taking over the world?

But whilst i'm here. PG tips. And some Nescafe instant thing.

No Hutcho. I just want to know you all better and I have nothing better to do and I just like to know personal things about everyone on here because I want a personal Friendship with all Chelsea FC Fans on here and that is all and the only reason.

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I fucking hate Yorkshire, but my goodness do they do good tea.

I hope you feel closer to me now KEVIN ASHBURNER

What's your favourite soft drink?

What's your favourite colour?

What's your favourite chocolate?

What's your favourite film?

What's your favourite sexual position?

What's your favourite condom flavour?

What's your favourite porn website?

p.s I love you

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I fucking hate Yorkshire, but my goodness do they do good tea.

I hope you feel closer to me now KEVIN ASHBURNER

What's your favourite soft drink?

What's your favourite colour?

What's your favourite chocolate?

What's your favourite film?

What's your favourite sexual position?

What's your favourite condom flavour?

What's your favourite porn website?

p.s I love you

What's my favourite soft drink? - 7 up - Lemon

What's my favourite colour? - Chelsea FC Royal Shiny Blue on Chelsea FC Home Kit Blue Colour

What's my favourite chocolate? - White Dairy Milk Creamy Chocolate instead of the Chocolate version

What's my favourite film? - Madagascar Films/Movies Series & all Emma Stone Movies

What's my favourite sexual position? - Virgin so No, But I would Like girl on top and reverse cowgirl riding on top of me & Kama Sutra.

What's my favourite condom flavour? - Virgin so No, Condom Experience.

What's my favourite porn website? - To Many to Name almost every single one of them and I have viewed almost all the popular websites.

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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-kevin-ashburner-tv-show

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING TV SHOW? YOU BOSS!

http://www.ustream.tv/user/kevinashburner - kevinashburner

Auckland, NEW ZEALAND

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YES I KNOW - HOW DID YOU FIND THAT INFO AND HOW DID YOU FIND IT. I HAVE NEVER USED IT BUT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO USE IT. I HAVE 2 TV CHANNELS THERE.

http://www.ustream.tv/user/kevinashburner - kevinashburner

Auckland, NEW ZEALAND

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kevinarnoldashburnertv - KevinArnoldAshburnerTV

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-kevin-ashburner-tv-show - THE KEVIN ASHBURNER TV SHOW

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@KevinAshburner, man i fucking love you, here are some questions.

How are you, really?
How do you feel right now? What are you thinking about?
What’s your favorite color?
What’s your favorite food?
What’s your favorite dessert?
How old are you?
What have you learned today?
What was your favorite subject in school?
What do you do?
What are some of your favorite books?
What are some of your favorite movies?
What kind of music are you into?
If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?
What’s one of the scariest things you’ve ever done?
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Are you married?
How did you meet your spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend?
Do you think it’s better to get married when you’re young or better to wait a while?
Do you have any kids?
Have you ever thought of adopting?
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
How did you get into mastrubating?
Would you recommend mastrubating? Why / Why not?
What do you do for fun (besides mastrubating)?
Do you like traveling?
If you could visit any country in the world, where would you go?
Who are some people you’d like to meet someday?
If someone asked you to give them a random piece of advice, what would you say?
What’s one of your favorite habits you have?
What are some things that make you really happy?
What are some things that make you really sad?
What are some things that scare you?
Do you like to plan things out in detail or be spontaneous?
Are you a religious person?
If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?
Would you rather live in the country or in the city?
What was your life like growing up?
What were you like in high school?
Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many?
What’s your favorite part about today so far?
Who in your life has influenced you the most? How did they do it?
What’s your favorite joke?
Have you ever tried sushi? (Did you like it?)
Do you like spicy food?
How do you like your steak cooked?
Do you have a favorite number? Any particular reason why you like that number?
If you were a type of animal, what would you be and why?
What’s one of the strangest things you’ve ever done?
What kind of vacations do you like?
What are some of your major goals in life?
What are some of your smaller goals in life?
What do you like least about yourself?
What embarrasses you?
If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try?
What’s your earliest memory?
What’s the best decision you ever made?
Who’s your best / closest friend?
What do you think people think of you?
What were your grades like in school?
If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Have you ever taken a personality test? (How did the results turn out?)
What’s the first thing you notice about people?
Do you think people can control their own destiny?
Do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others (say, a severely retarded patient vs. a doctor who could potentially save hundreds of lives)?
Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?
Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups?
Do you think God exists?
Do you think any kind of afterlife exists?
Do you vote? Why / Why not? If you do vote, how do you usually vote?
Do you think gay people choose to be gay? Do you think straight people choose to be straight?
Is torture ever a good option? If no, why not? If yes, when?
Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?
What’s the most money you’ve ever given away?
What’s the biggest personal change you’ve ever made?
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
What do you think would be one of the best steps we could take toward ending poverty around the world?
What do you think we could do to best improve the education system?
In general, what do you think about art?
What are some of your favorite websites?
What’s the biggest turnoff in a man/woman?
What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
What’s something most people don’t know about you?
What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?
What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?
Do you cry easily?
How do you feel about public speaking?
Do you like to talk on the phone?
How many emails do you get each week, roughly?
If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
What’s one of your favorite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going?
Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
What did you do on your 16th birthday?
What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now?
How would you explain your basic life philosophy?
Would you rather be hated or forgotten?
If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today?
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@Melanicus Thanks for the Questions. I will start answering them Questions later. Thanks. I will have to copy and paste it into my microsoft word 2010 and then try and answer it as best as I can then paste it here later.

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More questions I struggled with ever since I am a philosopher ... Can you help me Kevin?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have

you done?

How is it one careless match can start a

forest fire, but it takes a whole box to

start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest

called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,

why are they still working?

What happens when you get scared

half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns

down?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it actually a

bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf

suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it

remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how

would you know?

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More questions I struggled with ever since I am a philosopher ... Can you help me Kevin?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have

you done?

How is it one careless match can start a

forest fire, but it takes a whole box to

start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest

called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,

why are they still working?

What happens when you get scared

half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns

down?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it actually a

bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf

suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it

remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how

would you know?

Why would you ask me questions like that and I think you already know the answers, but I will just answer them anyway.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have

you done?

1. Fail because you tried to fail but you succeeded so it means you failed to fail

2. It means however hard you tried to lose your opponent was even worse ,which must have been a farcical event ,so you have either lost the business contract or pay rise you were after

3. In math, two negative make a positive, to positives remain positive, however, one negative and one positive gives you a negative.

4. So based on a logical or mathematical point of view, you failed.

5. You have succeeded in failing. You still failed, You just succeeded in failing miserably.

6. You have very low standards that you fail to achieve

I’m not sure it gets worse than that

How is it one careless match can start a

forest fire, but it takes a whole box to

start a campfire?

1. Because campfires have no friends.

2. Simple. Murphy's Law.

3. All the stuff that falls off trees in a forest are really good kindling. With water shortages and high temperatures the forest is a prime place to start an easy vast fire.

4. because people who are careless likes to drop a lit match in dry tinder, dead grass, or something similarly as flammable and many forest fires are the product of bad people, who purposely go out and try to burn down the place. they use accelerators like gasoline, kerosene, and napalm (gasoline with Styrofoam in it) to help one match burn down a forest and the reason why it takes a box of matches to start a campfire is because either you didn't set up the wood pile right or you forgot to douse it in lighter fluid first. You can't have a match light a log. You need smaller pieces of wood, like twigs and all the way down to dry tinder to try and light a fire with one match. Or... you can douse it in fuel.

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest

called rush-hour?

1. Because everyone is rushing to get home from work!!!!

2. I would think it would be called "slow hour" or something. lol but it’s called rush hour because everyone is in a rush to get home. Rush hour is usually between 4:00pm-6:00pm. That’s when most adults get off work

3. Everyone is in a rush to get home from work or school. Usually occurs from 4:00pm to about 6:00pm.

What's the speed of dark?

1. Look into my eyes and you will see... speed of the dark is no faster than your own thoughts

2. It’s the same as the speed of light logically.

3. Same as the speed of light

4. 0 no speed only measured in light increments

If physics can predict lottery numbers,

why are they still working?

1. Physics is the science of moving particles. I don't see how that particular field of science is helping, unless it studies the movement of the bouncing balls to predict which will shoot up in the tube to be chosen.

What happens when you get scared

half-to-death twice?

1. Well the first half would leave you with half. Then the second half would leave you with 1/4. So you'd be 1/4 alive.

2. You have a quarter life left.

1/2 = .5

.5/2 = .25

3. You have a quarter of a life left. Use it well.

4. you would completely die, not after pissing your pants though!

5. You would be reDEADicated!

6. THE END

Can a blind person feel blue?

1. He can feel it but can’t see it so yeah he can feel blue anything

2. It can feel it but it won’t see the colour or of course a blind person can feel sad!!!!!!!

3. Yes, they can feel anything. Simply because its named after a colour doesn’t mean blind people can't feel it.

4. Yes, blind people can feel depressed too.

How can a house burn up when it burns

down?

1. ..."first", it's burnt up! ...then, it's burnt down.

2. Its two separate things. Fire burns up and when it's over, the house usually comes down.

3. It depends on your outlook on life

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it actually a

bad thing?

1. No, if it sucks that is a good thing. If it doesn't suck, that blows.

2. Who needs a vacuum cleaner---

3. Nope, because vacuum cleaners are meant to suck.

4. Is your refrigerator running? If it is, go catch it.

How do you know when a Smurf

suffocates?

1. You find a bag over their head

2. It turns clear.

3. They implode,... not a pretty sight...

4. When its face turns blue.

5. No, the joke is, if you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn.

Despite the cost of living, why does it

remain so popular?

1. What.... living? I dunno.... cause every once in a while we get cake?

2. Is should be popular nowadays. the way things are going with gas prices and food prices going up. those on minimum wage are definitely getting the minimum and i would think that it should be raised according to the cost of living.

3. Because it is the only thing that is free!!! of course if you are not really practicing safe sex it could be expensive!!!

4. Because most humans, like all creatures, have a natural instinct to stay alive, have children, and push on the species. it's mostly biological, not something we all make a conscious decision about.

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how

would you know?

1. We wouldn't.

2. By consulting with other dictionaries.

3. Easy: We would just have to ask Chuck Norris for the correct spelling

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