The Australian Discussion Thread featuring 7 years

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

I'm still very annoyed that they didn't let me keep my donuts.

Hahaha wtf, never seen this photo before

[Spike 12,049]

Hahaha wtf, never seen this photo before

Those arseholes kept taking my donuts away.

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

Those arseholes kept taking my donuts away.

Hahaha!

[Spike 12,049]

Hahaha!

I did get my fucking donuts. I fucking got them.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I told you that you were as white as chalk, Spike.

[Spike 12,049]

I told you that you were as white as chalk, Spike.

As if I needed someone to tell me that.

[capriccioso 2,545]

As if I needed someone to tell me that.

Am I a mate or a cunt?

[Spike 12,049]

Am I a mate or a cunt?

Your not my mate, cunt.

cwutididthere?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Three mates and I went out camping a few weeks ago. When we got to the camping site there was an Indigenous man driving his hunting vehicle, he waved us over and the first thing I realised is that he blind drunk, the conversation went like this:

Black fella: Check out da white boys gone out bush. Fuck, your blacker than I am, driving this rig out bush. Could I get a smoke of yez?

Alex: Uh...okay...

Black fella: Aww fuck, could ya give me a packet?

Alex: I have only three left.

Black fella: That's alright mate. Mate, when you get back to town I'll shout ya a packet. Trust me, mate, I'll buy you a packet. Fuck, your a nice bloke.

Alex: It's alright, mate.

Black fella: I can't believe you white boys comming out here, your blacker than I am, fuck yez.

I met a guy from Taree or some other rural place in NSW (I forget exactly). He was Aboriginal but he looked like he was half white. Apparently he was in Sydney for no reason at all, caught the train here and he was penniless. Little shit tried to get a smoke off me but I didn't give him one. So he stole my mate's burger, just took it straight out of his hands and ran away.

[Spike 12,049]

I met a guy from Taree or some other rural place in NSW (I forget exactly). He was Aboriginal but he looked like he was half white. Apparently he was in Sydney for no reason at all, caught the train here and he was penniless. Little shit tried to get a smoke off me but I didn't give him one. So he stole my mate's burger, just took it straight out of his hands and ran away.

A lot do have stronger causcasian heritage than Indigenous.

[Kezza 1,965]

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

So he stole my mate's burger, just took it straight out of his hands and ran away.

A burger thief, wtf. If he stole my burger I would have hunted him down like a hawk chasing a mouse and pecked his eyes out.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Bitch please.

Brush up against this and you're dead. Or extremely sick, depending on how your body reacts to poison

[capriccioso 2,545]

A burger thief, wtf. If he stole my burger I would have hunted him down like a hawk chasing a mouse and pecked his eyes out.

As Ice Cube said in the movie Friday, "You ain't catching no crackhead".

The guy may or may not have been smoking crack but he was certainly on some drug.

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

As Ice Cube said in the movie Friday, "You ain't catching no crackhead".

The guy may or may not have been smoking crack but he was certainly on some drug.

Mate I'm Scottish, at least 90% of our population have been on some sort of drugs, I would catch the bastard druggie or not, I may be helped by performance enhancing drugs though just to help me get on his level