Eden Hazard

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Quick, somebody get down to Heathrow! Who's closest?

It would take me 10 minutes........Shame I'm at work!

[chelsea blue 615]

BBC football

Eden Hazard's agent John Bico claims an agreement on personal terms has been reached with all parties interested in the young Belgium international.

The young Lille talent, who is wanted by Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea, has tweeted today that he has made his mind up about his future.

[Kezza 1,965]

TalkEdenhazard.net much?

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

Last week he was saying he was going to United.

He also writes for Goal.com, possibly the most unreliable website out there.

Yeh, everyone's jumping on a bandwagon. I'm not going to until it's official.

[Beepu 1,714]

TalkEdenhazard.net much?

Haha yeah seems like it, almost 12 but we are still here arent we?

[bababoom 4,478]

TalkEdenhazard.net much?

It's got a ring to it.

[Badboy 1,526]

Wow Roman is really serious in changing the way we play.

[capriccioso 2,545]

He's a loathesome cunt. Stop acting all secret you little pleb.

[Spike 12,049]

Wow! misused my trust! whos ben-her?

I spelt it wrong. It should be Ben-Hur. Anyway Ben-Hur is a Epic from the 50s about a Judean Prince named Judah Ben-Hur.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben-Hur_%281959_film%29

Anyway, if you must see my face, you'll find it in the "Mugshots" thread.

Even with it's painful Christian themes, I love the movie.

[bababoom 4,478]

It would take me 10 minutes........Shame I'm at work!

Go on your break...

[Leif 6,006]

Just for that I'm going to share a photograph of myself. The sheilas absolutely love me.

That...hair...is...AWESOMEEEE.

[Spike 12,049]

He's a loathesome cunt. Stop acting all secret you little pleb.

Cap, where do you keep your ovaries in your handbag? You're just pissed because Eden will be the end of Salomon. Holly balls, that last part sounded like something from the Holy Bible!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

4 HOURS REMAINING

[capriccioso 2,545]

You're just pissed because Eden will be the end of Salomon.

No one will end the irresistible force that men call Salomon Kalou!

[i.am.blue 61]

rumours on internet that hazard is apparently at cobham having a medical

[Kezza 1,965]

Fuck the internet

[Beepu 1,714]

No one will end the irresistible force that men call Salomon Kalou!

BAHAHA

[Spike 12,049]

All right arseholes, I confess...I keep my ovaries in a rather large pink Gucci handbag...

Well, I wasn't expecting that...