Salomon Kalou

[capriccioso 2,545]

JUST SLEEP WITH ME CAP!

My religion (Catholicism, for the record) forbids pre-marital sex... for that to happen, we must first fly somewhere where gay marriage is legal, and get the formalities out of the way first.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I just told you to sleep with me infront of 116 people. Does that mean nothing to you?

HA! I HAVE BROKEN THE REP SYSTEM.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

HA! I HAVE BROKEN THE REP SYSTEM.

This is exactly why I want to sleep with you.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Guests dropping like flies as a result of the exchange between myself and WHS.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Guests dropping like flies as a result of the exchange between myself and WHS.

It's cos they're jealous. I'm more sought after than Hazard!

[capriccioso 2,545]

My apologies, WHS. Much like the high school girl you earlier compared me with, your time in the 'like box' (more like bedroom amirite ) is over:

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

You're such a cock tease Cap!

[capriccioso 2,545]

We'll cop bans for this.

Sorry mods. Just a bit of fun

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

We're getting the guests down, therefore reducing traffic to the site. Meaning that it is less likely to crash............We're heroes if anything. We deserve medals and/or likes!

[Shane 2,275]

Gay exchange between you and WHS

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Gay exchange between you and WHS

Jealous.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Gay exchange between you and WHS

It was all a masterstroke of a plan to rid ourselves of 100 guests, thus saving the site from another meltdown. We've been cooking it up for weeks via PM.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Cap and WHS, our saviours!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Greatest moment in TC history.

[Blue Armour 4,328]

Greatest moment in TC history.

Dang...for a second there I thought Kalou had left.

[termninja 5,290]

Oh dear lord....I can't believe what I've just read from cap and WHS...

I want in!!

[Kieran. 6,317]

I would tell WHS and Cap to stop spamming...but that was just hilarious

[capriccioso 2,545]

Oh dear lord....I can't believe what I've just read from cap and WHS...

I want in!!

Sorry, Sh0n, we're pretty full. Me, WHS and Kalou, there won't be a bed big enough for 4 . You can watch from the corner if you like

I would tell WHS and Cap to stop spamming...but that was just hilarious

Sorry. Just trying to scare off the guests.