We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 capriccioso what's your deal with kalou?He has a huge man crush on him (and me) and if given the opportunity he would probably put his balls in his mouth........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 He has a huge man crush on him (and me) and if given the opportunity he would probably put his balls in his mouth........I wouldn't go that far for him.For you though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I wouldn't go that far for him.For you though... I reckon if you could you would lick the sweat off his shin pads after a game you filthy animal!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I reckon if you could you would lick the sweat off his shin pads after a game you filthy animal!!!No I wouldn't, at the worst, I would share that cigar with him.I'm lying, of course I would. I would do everything you have said so far in this thread. We should stop derailing this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 http://www.chesterch...59067-31170753/Fuck's sake! Don't do this to us capriccioso what's your deal with kalou?WHS mostly has it covered, but he also left out that I like him because he's very similar to me. Not a lot of talent and he only got to where he is by putting in a lot of hard work. He's also a very likeable person, I think if more Chelsea fans knew what a nice/funny guy he is he'd be more popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 LOL!!!! Please go to Liverpool. That would be brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 LOL!!!! Please go to Liverpool. That would be brilliant.I want it to happen just to see Cap go through the pain of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I want it to happen just to see Cap go through the pain of it Yeah me too, maybe he'll shut up about him then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francozola 2,040 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 LOL!!!! Please go to Liverpool. That would be brilliant.I agree I would love to see him go there.Sorry Cap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_3d 1,140 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Kalou at Liverpool?Kalou is better then Ronalda himself will be the new story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I agree I would love to see him go there.Sorry Cap!You had better be . It can only be a good thing for Liverpool though. He's better than Kuyt (who I assume he'll replace), and he's miles ahead of Downing. A typical Kalou timely goal here and there, the odd good pass to Carroll/Suarez and suddenly Liverpool are coming 5th not 8th.I want it to happen just to see Cap go through the pain of it Why are you so vindictive? Yeah me too, maybe he'll shut up about him then.Unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_3d 1,140 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Liverpool will have a better then Messi:Joe ColeAnd a better then Ronalda:KalouAwesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Unlikely.We'll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 4,400 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Kalou, Henderson, Spearing, Downing. What a BEAST of a midfield with Shelvey waiting in the wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Kalou, Henderson, Spearing, Downing. What a BEAST of a midfield with Shelvey waiting in the wings.Kalou would stand out there as comfortably the best player from that group of 5, to be fair.Sigurdsson and Gerrard would probably be the only two midfielders better than him, and even though I quite like Gylfi, I'm not quite sure he's all that much better than Kalou.We'll see. Well, I wouldn't hate myself if I played for Liverpool and Kalou is much closer to Eric Capriccioso (no, that's not my surname ) playing professional football, than anybody else, so to hate him is like to hate myself. If that makes any sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zone 290 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I'm not a fan of Kalou whatsoever but I appreciate what he has done for the club. Being at Liverpool would be fine with me. There wouldn't be any lack of playing time and he would most definitely add something to their team. Plus id like to see him in the PL every week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I'm not a fan of Kalou whatsoever but I appreciate what he has done for the club. Being at Liverpool would be fine with me. There wouldn't be any lack of playing time and he would most definitely add something to their team.Plus id like to see him in the PL every week.I'd be happier to see him at Schalke. Bigger club than Liverpool, similar levels of opportunity, he won't be contaminated by Scousers either (no offence intended to Everton fans).As an added plus, they wear blue so I can delude myself into thinking it's actually Chelsea out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Blue 469 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Him staying at Chelsea would be the best option for all involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Kalou is reflective of how far Liverpool have fallen. They are so mediocre that they have to go for guys like Kalou... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Kalou is reflective of how far Liverpool have fallen. They are so mediocre that they have to go for guys like Kalou...Why did we, back-to-back Premier League champions, go for him in the first place?Don't bundle him in with the likes of Henderson, Downing, Jarvis, and all that other shit they've signed/been linked with, he's far and away better than anything they will ever amount to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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