England Travel

[Kezza 1,965]

Coming over to London at the end of the year and wanting to do a train trip around England. Don't know where to go.

Wanting to see England country side, maybe another city, just random cool shit to do around England.

Any suggestions?

[Spike 12,049]

Go to Bath and see the Turkish Baths that the Romans built.

Hadrien's Wall, Stonehenge, Hastings and other historic places

At Cornwall you can try a cornish pasty.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Stamford Bridge. There's your whole trip sorted

[Kezza 1,965]

Stamford Bridge. There's your whole trip sorted

Duhh lol, thats the sole reason why i'm going.

But I cant do the museum tour everyday for 3 weeks.

I suppose i could go deface white hart lane

[Billy. 2,742]

Devon, Cornwall are nicces plaes to go to, Stonehedge, Tower Bridge aint to bad a place to go i surpose anything in central London will be good like London Eye Etc etc

[Term-X 7,891]

Nottingham.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

If you're into clubbing, Leicester Square & Mayfair, London in the evenings

[jteezy 39]

Nottingham.

Good old market square...

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Cornwall - head to Polperro, a charming Cornish fishing village. Make sure you head to Land's End, it is the most dramatic scenery in the British Isles. Another place I would recommend is Charlestown, it is another fishing village but there are some 16th century galleons there and it is a beautiful cliff-side walk with some stunning imagery.

London - Stamford Bridge and Wembley tours go without saying. Oxford Street for some shopping is a must as well. I'd also recommend a trip to Westminster for obvious reasons because of the sites, whilst a trip to the Natural History Museum is also most enjoyable.

Ludlow - my favourite place in Britain. It is a stunning town, and the castle is absolutely beautiful. A case study of English/Welsh heritage.

Lincoln - if you're going to head to another city anywhere in England, Lincoln would be my suggestion. An historic town centre is complimented by the stunning Cathedral (the most stunning one in England alongside York Minster and Westminster Abbey) and the castle, which has some of the thickest fortified walls in western Europe (13 metres on the southern wall by the south-western buttresses/tower).

Birmingham - the shopping capital of the United Kingdom. To put it bluntly, the Bullring is the Drog's Ballacks.

[Liquidator 5,176]

Just don't go further north than Watford. They all have 6 fingers and 3 eyes up north (although you could go to Birmingham and learn to speak fluent Brummie- just say 'err' instead of each vowel) and it is about half a century behind the south

oh and here is a guide to Birmingham

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Birmingham

[Liquidator 5,176]

You could also visit the beautiful port town of Middlesborough- sardines are a speciality here and you can stroll along the pristine port and look at all of the billionaire yachts. Sloth lives there too so you can go an visit him. Here is a picture to excite you

But don't go to Grimsby- there's a clue in the name

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Just don't go further north than Watford. They all have 6 fingers and 3 eyes up north (although you could go to Birmingham and learn to speak fluent Brummie- just say 'err' instead of each vowel) and it is about half a century behind the south

oh and here is a guide to Birmingham

http://uncyclopedia....wiki/Birmingham

We fucking pioneered your country motherfucker!

[Kezza 1,965]

Thanks for the suggestions guys. Got a fair guideline of where I want to go. Middlesborough looks quite cool, raw industrial England.

Opps, seemed to have started a wee civil war!

[BlueLion. 21,491]

If you go to Middlesbrough, be sure to take breathing apparatus. That shit don't smell good.

[capriccioso 2,545]

We fucking pioneered your country motherfucker!

Did I miss something? Both your nationalities are set to England?

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Yes, and the Midlands was the hub of the British Industrial Revolution. Coventry, therefore, was the world's first truly industrial city.

[capriccioso 2,545]

London > Midlands

But to settle the argument, Australia > all.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

No-one can say London is better than the Midlands. We actually have a transport infrastructure.