Manchester United

[robdog 2,084]

Warning...don't goto Red Cafe. I just went there & I busted a gut laughing out loud. So take my advice & don't go there. You can die laughing

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Our league form is...

L
W
L
W
L
W

So we're absolutely guaranteed a win here.

[robdog 2,084]

Our league form is...

L

W

L

W

L

W

So we're absolutely guaranteed a win here.

Well I hope they beat Fulham. Imagine the fallout if manure loses? OMG...I don't want to be around for that meltdown. That could spell the end of The So-called Chosen One. We want Moyes to stay!!!

[Special Juan 27,439]

Another wonderful display on Saturday by the lads from Salford

The Mata honeymoon is over and usual service has been resumed.........wankers.

[robdog 2,084]

very funny

[Belgiannutt 3,201]

Aparently there was a Q&A with Carrick on Twitter. Some of the questions...

#‎AskCarrick‬ if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.

#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.

#AskCarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.

#AskCarrick What do the benches at Wembley feel like? Which one of them is your favourite? Surely you must've tried them all?

#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?

#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 10, how bad is Ashley Young?

#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?

#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?

#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?

#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?

#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?

#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?

#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.

#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?

#AskCarrick Did Cleverly win a competition on the back of a box of cereals to play for MUFC?

#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having
Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the
leg, how many stabs would you take?

#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom
Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're
gonna have to play with 10 men?

#AskCarrick How many times has Mata tried to run away since signing for us?

[robdog 2,084]

Aparently there was a Q&A with Carrick on Twitter. Some of the questions...

#AskCarrick How many times has Mata tried to run away since signing for us?

That last one was straight comedy there xD

Here is a peach:

@DBerry1974 Feb 3

#AskCarrick in the team hotel in Stoke, could you hear Mata crying himself to sleep?

[The_Flash 1,144]

I just read Captain Vidic is leaving Utd in the summer. It's unbelievable how one man (moyes) can ruin something so huge so quick :/

I still can't believe Mata is there what an unhappy dressing room that must be :/

[manpe 10,861]

I just read Captain Vidic is leaving Utd in the summer. It's unbelievable how one man (moyes) can ruin something so huge so quick :/

I still can't believe Mata is there what an unhappy dressing room that must be :/

I read that Vidic, Ferdinand and Evra would all leave.

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[Special Juan 27,439]

I just read Captain Vidic is leaving Utd in the summer. It's unbelievable how one man (moyes) can ruin something so huge so quick :/

I still can't believe Mata is there what an unhappy dressing room that must be :/

Moyes inherited a bog standard average squad, I feel sorry for him in that sense because it was the Fergie factor that gave those average players a bit of bite, and now Moyes has arrived he just hasn't got the fire Fergie had and the players look like they have given up.

[The_Flash 1,144]

Haha feel sorry for Moyes??? That has to be a joke, he's getting s*** load of money and HE has humiliated a great club and I say that a a Chelsea fan.

That UTD team won the league by like 11 points last year these excuses are so weak to say the least. There was nothing wrong with that squad. However it was obvious from the moment he took over that everyone was raging, embarrassed even this Everton loser who has never won a trophy was to takiing over. Then they have engaged "AVB" mode, hate the manager, play rubbish get him sacked. Yet the Glaziers are so stupid they are keeping Moyes.

[Special Juan 27,439]

Haha feel sorry for Moyes??? That has to be a joke, he's getting s*** load of money and HE has humiliated a great club and I say that a a Chelsea fan.

That UTD team won the league by like 11 points last year these excuses are so weak to say the least. There was nothing wrong with that squad. However it was obvious from the moment he took over that everyone was raging, embarrassed even this Everton loser who has never won a trophy was to takiing over. Then they have engaged "AVB" mode, hate the manager, play rubbish get him sacked. Yet the Glaziers are so stupid they are keeping Moyes.

They won the league because us and City decided to completely implode whilst United scraped results like nobody's business. The Fergie factor helped massively, people under-estimate just how influential he was, he was fucking insane at getting players who were struggling to at least give that bit more. I honestly think Fergie jump over board at the most perfect time, he picked Moyes and you only have to look at what is there now in terms of players to see the shite they have gathered.

Jones, Evra, Cleverley, Nani, Valencia, Evans, Smalling, Anderson(on loan) Kagawa, and Young, now that is shite. This team needs a Spurs type spending over-load to get them anywhere near us or City in terms of keeping up. It's only now by spending money on Mata that may trigger some more spending, but as it stands he will not sort out there shortfalls, just look at the players I have mentioned.

[Jase 43,479]

Moyes in his programme notes today.

Embarrassing!

[The_Flash 1,144]

Such a f***** joke celebrating like that beating the bottom side who should have won 2-0

[Ryan Fong 2,776]

I beg the mods to un-ban @JayC, whahahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking comedy gold! Thank you United for giving us sooooo much fun!

[manpe 10,861]

This is just too good. I love how they had hope until the last seconds, then up comes Bent. We should all raise a glass for Bent tonight

[robdog 2,084]

I beg the mods to un-ban @JayC, whahahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking comedy gold! Thank you United for giving us sooooo much fun!

Why did he get ban? Is he a dirty red manc supporter?

[zolayes 14,489]

This is just too good. I love how they had hope until the last seconds, then up comes Bent. We should all raise a glass for Bent tonight

I loved watching Moyes celebrating .. great to equalise at home to FOOLHAN ,,,but then to get the winner ,,,what an orgasm

he had then ,,, notice the Fulham staff able still to smile when 2 1 ,

now cant wait to see moyes interview,,, HATE GINGER TWATS but Sidwell is an exception