Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United

[Wilson 358]

Funny stuff, although his pace would be frightening and destroy any team....if he can actually play football lol! Can he? Interesting in a way but I think he's just dreaming and being sarcastic, because we would all love to play for our team, right?

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/865870-usain-bolt-i-want-to-play-for-manchester-united

[termninja 5,290]

If speed was the key thing in football, Bosingwa would be the best right back in the world...

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Speed isn't all that..

Just ask Walcott.

[Madmax 9,219]

If speed was the key thing in football, Bosingwa would be the best right back in the world...

He still wouldn't be that ...

[chrismada9 1,948]

Speed isn't all that..

Just ask Walcott.

or Aaron Lennon....

.... or Gareth Bale

[Wilson 358]

Speed is a great advantage to have. Ask people who use it well like Messi and Ronaldo

[We Hate Scouse 10,287]

I'd love to see him running full speed at a tank like Alex and Alex just to destroy him!!

[zolayes 14,489]

Speed is a great advantage to have. Ask people who use it well like Messi and Ronaldo

BUT they are actually FOOTBALLERS

[Wilson 358]

I'd love to see him running full speed at a tank like Alex and Alex just to destroy him!!

You mean JT n Alex? That'd be awesome lol!

[MetsajCFC 1,255]

and I want to play for Chelsea

[Milan 17,862]

How many purlers would he take if he stumbled?

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

if he ever played football in England the E.F.A would have to hire linesmen/women from a gang of crackheads. or hire a jacked up Ben Johnson just to keep up with him. no fooker else could!

i suppose they could always make him wear heels or flip flops. maybe a snorkle and frog suit. tho flip flops seem the biggest hurdle for him..how you womenfolk can walk around in those is beyond me..every two strides one of them shoots off ya foot..wtf?

my feet are just made for bovver boots and clarks i guess..am size 12.