Ok I take it back...its fun! The Republic of Fagans is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Fagans's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Niks.