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What, gerrard to Chelsea? I'd rather eat poison.

Yep. Even so let'sa hope that Gerrard realises what a "Snapped cruciate ligament" is.

Okay, I'm going to come clean about this. I'm thinking of buying a poster of Christiano Ronaldo and a Gerrard shirt. Do they sell them in Southampton? Because I don't want to go up to the North-West to buy a dartboard and some toilet roll.

Conservatives. One reason is that I live in Conservative territory, the other is that Brown's 30,000% taxes which will pay for his solid gold Sicilian Villa is frankly out of order.

Give me Steven Hunt's shirt, and the nearest toilet wil be blocked in mid-flush...

Just as important, we should turn all lorries away from The Bridge just in case they plan to steal the stadium.

3pm kickoff? Looks like I'm going to be sat by my radio trying not to piss and/or shit myself as the updates come in...unless it's the featured game.

Hmmm...I might write to the Sun about the time I was travelling on the Watercress line and Gerrard used my compartment as a toilet.

I thought it would be a Mr S. Pursfan.

I just came across this in the Sun. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article725180.ece In my opinion, it's a load of Cow's bollocks. It's probably someone lying about one of our players because the Sun laps that shit up.

Public information films. They assume that: Everyone in the UK goes at least 40 times the speed limit Everyone in the UK drinks a gallon of pure ethanol before they drive No-one wears a seatbelt Everyone leaves lit cigarettes on sofa, candles in childrens bedrooms Also, they are extremely graphic for the most part. I reckon it's because the government are terrified of being sued.

Still, look on the bright side-I guess you could call her a crime prevention officer!

Don't you think that Africa really doesn't like the UK at the moment? First Sudan, now this! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7128512.stm To consolidate my point... 1. West Africa has a notorious history of scams, fraud etc. In fact advance fee fraud is the main organised crime there. 2. Typing "Law in Ghana" into Wikipedia redirects you to an article entitled "Corruption in Ghana". I've seen the views in the Sun. They all side with the "Honourable" prosecutors and "Honourable" judge. I've seen better people in the Anfield home crowd. To summarise my argument in Latin: iniuria vindicandam. in Greek: η αδικία είναι And in "300-ese...", I'd need to kick the judge down the well whilst shouting: "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" OK, my rant, like Liverpool's title challenge, has come to an end. What do you all think?

Well, it's what Sudan deserve for that fuss over nothing.

New dislike here-Collective punishment. You remember at school where one person would mess around repeatedly and get everyone into trouble? That's happened to my year, meaning we can't go into town during afternoons next week, meaning no birthday present for my brother.

Whoever's playing liverpool

Gang throws stones at train from bridge. 1957-The driver empties the engines smokebox ashes all over them. 2007-They get off scot-free because one of them is from a minority.

Liverpool Fulham Liverpool Man Utd Liverpool Fulham Arsenal Fulham Spurs Liverpool Arsenal Liverpool Man Utd Liverpool Chavs Religion, especially forced religion. Some of the stuff that African governments have been doing to UK Citizens lately. Sudanese extremists with no sense of humour. The Labour Party. Operation Westbridge. I don't advocate drugs, but I'm suspicious about how the four most recent arrests have been UK Citizens from non-UK descent. BNP Conspiracy perhaps? Did I mention Liverpool? Rant ended.

Who do you think will win? After what happened with the Teddy Bear, I'm hoping Sudan lose all three of their games. It would be hilarious to see them marching through the streets calling for their opponents to be executed. I wouldn't be surprised if Ghana do well, though my money would be on Cameroon.

Well, he's staying now. Here's two fingers to the home office.

Where was the ref's Everton shirt? A blind Evertonian could see that Neville dived. Still we won...suck on that Moyes!

I blame Operation Westbridge. Mind you, Robinson must have something to do with it.

No-one's put the Liverpool supporting bastard who killed Rhys Jones.

RIP

The president of Sudan The Home Office The Labour Party Liverpool FC William Judas...oops, I mean Gallas Ronaldive Graham Poll Carlos Bocanegra Mike Dean Martin Atkinson Phil Dowd The FA President Bush Steve McClaren The Croatian National Football team The Italian National Football Team