Drogba11CFC

Two good chances missed already...

And we're underway!

Expected Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Carvalho Terry A Cole Mikel Essien Malouda Lampard Drogba Anelka Source: Daily Mail Daily Mail prediction: Chelsea 3-0 Hull

RIP

"PGA slam City as Hughes attempts to give Terry Royal Lytham & St Anne's as part of contract", perhaps?

Gerrard. Repeatedly. While shouting "THIS...IS...FOR...MARKUS...MCGHEE!"

Doesn't a certain Tony Blair support them?

I guess that half the Bundesliga and Inter don't get half a look in then

They'll get around 200 penalties.

Wouldn't Mario be there as well?

Congratulations! You have sold a cheating primadonna and bought an injury machine!

We need a GK to replace Carlo; Sergio Asenjo is supposed to be good.

Fact of the matter was that he could have turned Barcelona into failures.

What formation are they gonna play with all those forwards?

I think they should be called "Pisscastle" whenever they play away...

Hasn't Itandje been sacked?

Fucking hell, Italy got shat on...

Seriously, that kind of fashion sense should be illegal.

The last two games of Drogba's ban and the last game of Bosingwa's are suspended for two years.

I was always tought that respect is to be earned.

Beating Liverpool and Arsenal and winning the FA Cup.

Someone should give Platini a massive dose of extra strong laxatives, at least then the shit would come out the right end!

I hope he realises that I read the Daily Mail...

Well, since when have UEFA supported free speech? It's a disgrace. More than that, it's a disgrace of the "fucking" variety. You could say that it's the fucking kind of disgrace. Alternatively, you could just say... IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE!

WTF?