Drogba11CFC

Expected Lineup: Cech Ivanovic Carvalho Terry A Cole Essien Ballack Lampard Deco Anelka Drogba Source: Daily Mail Mail prediction: Chelsea 3-1 Blackburn (Telegraph says 5-0)

We need to get a win, no excuses.

Sunderland 1-0 Liverpool FT. A balloon scored in the first half.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malouda (15) OFF Joe Cole (10) ON

This is like a version of FIFA 10 that has been hacked by Tom Henning Obrevo.

Apparantly Carew was pulling Cech's shirt, preventing him from getting to the ball before the sheepshagger.

Aston Villa 1-1 Chelsea (Dunne 32; Drogba 15)

2 mins added time

Fuck 1-1

Aston Villa 0-1 Chelsea DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bosingwa with a last-ditch challenge on Agbonlahor

Kevin Friend is the ref now.

The Kick off has been delayed...and there's a change of Ref due to Steve Bennett being injured.

It's on ITV.

Expected Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Carvalho Bosingwa Mikel Essien Deco Lampard Anelka Drogba Ballack has an ankle injury Source: Mail Mail prediction: Aston Villa 1-1 Chelsea

People who fail to wait at level crossings despite the fact that there's A GREAT BIG FUCKING TRAIN COMING THAT CAN WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH WITHIN TWO SECONDS. Do they have a deathwish or something?

I've half a mind to report them for spamming...

Off topic...

The UK has had problems in the past with people doing stupid things in the vincinity of railway lines, but this just takes the biscuit! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220268/The-moment-mother-pushing-pram-dices-death-railway-crossing.html

I've recently read Littlejohn's Britain and the third Goal novel (which depicts us as title challengers under Scolari, as well as England beating Spain on penalties in a WC SF)

Hilario saved from Gerrarse. Ballack blocks Kuyt. Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool FT (Anelka 60, Malouda 90+1) Fuck off, Fuck off, You thieving Scouse cunts, I'd rather walk alone...

Benayoun misses a sitter. If I have a 3-inch putt on a flat green, I'm going to sink it. Benayoun, however...

Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool (Anelka 60) MALOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YES YES YES!

Anelka, wild shot, way off target.