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Ballack skied it

Ballack skied it

Expected Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Carvalho Bosingwa Ballack Essien Lampard Kalou Drogba Deco Source: Mail Mail prediction: Fulham 0-2 Chelsea

You can by enough players to field 5 1st teams at once, but it takes real persistence to beat an anglophobic frenchist.

Northern Bastards, go back to your cloth cap pies!

Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry A Cole Essien Ballack Lampard Deco Drogba Kalou Subs: Hilario Carvalho Shevchenko Mikel Malouda Sturridge Anelka

One of mine... Didier Drogba rejected Tom Henning Obrevo's friend request Jose Bosingwa rejected Tom Henning Obrevo's friend request Michael Ballack rejected Tom Henning Obrevo's friend request

Chelsea 2-1 Hull FT (Drogba 37, 90+2; He-who-must-not-be-named 28)

Chelsea 2-1 Hull (Drogba 37; Real Life Voldemort 28) DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anelka OFF Kalou ON

Mikel OFF Ballack ON

Chelsea 1-1 Hull HT (Drogba 37; Complete Arsehole 28)

Chelsea 1-1 Hull (Cuntface 28) DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

JT headed over...

Another chance for Hull...

Miss from Boateng

Two good chances missed already...

And we're underway!

Expected Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Carvalho Terry A Cole Mikel Essien Malouda Lampard Drogba Anelka Source: Daily Mail Daily Mail prediction: Chelsea 3-0 Hull

RIP

RIP.

"PGA slam City as Hughes attempts to give Terry Royal Lytham & St Anne's as part of contract", perhaps?

Gerrard. Repeatedly. While shouting "THIS...IS...FOR...MARKUS...MCGHEE!"

Doesn't a certain Tony Blair support them?