Barbara

instead of us building up momentum, they get to pressure us. come on, boys, let's do it!!!!!!!!! We can do it. We've done it before!!!!!! We've seen it before

FUCKING WOOD AGAIN!

SHIRLEY!!!!! SO UNLUCKY!

I'll give you a saying we have in Portuguese. I'll translate it into English and it'll sound weird as fuck but you'll get the message STOP LOOKING FOR FUR IN A HEN EGG!

I think we started a little bit too slow. I don't know if they were nervous, or hasty, but we didn't start that well. Paris is here to defend and praying for a counter where they can score. I think our pressing until 22-25minutes wasn't par to what it normally is. We needed to press more and we started doing it better towards in the second half... Schurrle's goal was precious, such coolness and precision, and we had to read his finishing is bad (we - the people who didn't know him that well when he was signed). I think Oscar is playing really well and Luiz had ups and downs. I think Willian couldn't replicate his performance against Stoke, but I feel Frank is even better. The defense seems very firm and solid here. I'm positive we'll do it, I'm still going with my initial 3-0 prediction. We need to give Etoo more service though

that was an insane save we could already be leading by two meanwhile, Dortmund is schooling RM

SHIRLEY!!!!! #latebutnotpregnant I was at the phone at the moment of the goal, just when the woman picked up and the moment she introduced herself, Shirley scored I yelled a woohoo on her ears, I'm positive she's deaf. As if working with internet service support wasn't bad enough, poor thing, has a crazy girl yelling at her,

what happened to Eden?

greatly done by Oscar! Three sitting on their arses

we're a draw away from qualifying to knock-out stage, your point is?

just why I took it to the next level. with the first line the second was a clarification on my prediction that I missed the first post. I would only have answered the first line if not for that, hehehehe

I have a hard time separating shit from crap Actually the Hazard goal is in the second half. and that's only 3x0, not 6x0 because as you said, that's not Le Arse

Eto'o to score at mark 8' and then Oscar at mark 19. They won't know what hit them. Then Hazard to make it three and we can pack the bag for the SF I'm that optimistic

just do it, kid

trusting on you Wizard of Os!!!!

That's the team I'd bring too I just came across this pic from August. Hope to see them doing it again, but I'm posting the pic just because they're beyond cute and look like a couple of my 4yos hugging themselves

no, most fans here see him as that. Go check his wall, instagram and twitter account. A lot of 'proper' english fans behind him. He's still a fan favorite

I'd have any goals tonight. By Torres, Ba, Mikel, by mistake of the referee I don't care, as long as we outscore them. But that's a serious source - Squawka - which means it wasn't a joke, I suppose José means chances of Torres playing are that small and therefore, him scoring is as much (although the proper mathematics here would be much smaller)

Squawka Football ‏@Squawka 2h Reporter asks Jose Mourinho how much of a chance Fernando Torres has of scoring tonight... pic.twitter.com/rfJoO6H97w

the fight isn't that much big, that's a problem also. Wililan was average until the Stoke game and Hazard isn't the one from december-february anymore. Ofc Eden hasn't had a dig in form as deep as Oscar, but neither Willian (except against Stoke) nor Hazard are bringing the level that much up. Which proves further your point. If Oscar is noticeable worse from guys that aren't even their best, so that's a testament of how deep his form dropped recently. Hopefully Willian will continue from where he stopped and Eden can step up. We'll need them to not only for today, but for the rest of the season if we still have hope to win anything. Oscar is the worst right now though imo

Seeing Mourinho being that confident is football aphrodisiac. I'm very, very excited about that match. I've missed his confidence, even if I know quite well the team doesn't inspire much confidence itself and that's why he's been downplaying our chances in the league, containing his enthusiasm, and showing even some reluctance. All his feelings come from a very immature team in certain aspects, in certain areas, but there's nothing like a genius being confident about his plans and trusting the people he leads. We can definitely do it. If anyone asked me too, before the first leg, if I could see us beating PSG at the Bridge, 2x0, the answer would be yes. But right now the answer is FUCK YES!

don't know him well enough to say he's the same kind of player. He has a lot of pace, but Cris is the whole package. Pace, power, finishing, dribbling, vision and confidence. I love it that he turned 'Bárbara's baby' hahahahaha

1. Eden Hazard 2. Cesar Azpilicueta 3. Gary Cahill

based on what Mourinho said after the match about it, I guess he is, but as he was at the bench starting the match Mourinho appointed Lamps. And Mourinho said in their absence, Luiz is next in the list.

I can't see Arsenal beating Hull away tbh and I'm positive they'll drop points in any of those other matches too. Then it's only fair to expect Everton to drop points away against Hull too, but I can see them comfortably beating ManU at home and I think they can do it against City as well. They'll give their very best to reach that top4 position, so I'm not really sure Arsenal won't miss UCL.