Barbara

Actually I knew. You did say you liked to bite/be bitten a while ago and you even talked about the girl who initiated you on that, although my memory is foggy about that part. My memory beats yours once again and I'm almost 10 years your senior Also good to know it's clear I'm the bitch here

let's not get ahead of ourselves. Getting rid of him now means bringing another striker - which is what we need, whether he stays or not. He doesn't want a loan contract (because he knows he'd have to do well to find a contract following it, especially in his last contracted year with us) so chances are it won't happen. But I wouldn't mind at all. It sucks to pay all the money we've paid to him and the idea of continuing to pay his wages if he goes on loan or is sold is bad, but we're okay in the FFP, bad deals are part of football, we've made considerable money in the last few windows with our sales. Paying his wages is like taking one for the team. We need Roman and the board to agree to this one last bit of bad business and actually improve our squad in the only area I think it needs improvement. I'm even willing to agree to a Marco loan in the process if that's what it takes for AC Milan to take him. We need to get rid of him, no matter how nor how much it would still cost us.

Love bites are A+. I didn't mean you as the dog though

our main stance though is we need a better second striker to avoid any Costa absence to jeopardize our titles ambitions. The answer to that can't be Welbeck imo. As you said, he's inconsistent (although just bad most time) and what if when we need him the most he's going through a Torres phase? No, thank you, at all. Chicharito isn't my cup of tea either, but he's much better than Welbeck imo. Either way, that's not what we need. We need a good - not excellent because no excellent striker such as Cavani and Falcao as a few wished will come here to fight their position with Costa - that will score a few goals, that will link up, that has some technical quality on him. Having Torres became a worse problem the moment we brought an aged Drogba. We need a quality second striker, we don't have one. If before Didier was here, Torres was already the right name to get rid of, let alone now that it's down to the two of them. An aged Didier is much better than Torres. We shouldn't have gotten rid of Eto'o and I blame Mourinho's big mouth for that. If Samuel is willing to go to Everton, I'm positive he'd be willing to stay here if Mourinho hadn't talked more than he should as I don't honestly believe Mourinho rates Torres higher than Eto'o.

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous. You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite. So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

more like brains if they think Torres is a great CF. But they're too corrupted as well, that's why they are where they are. Everyone is corrupted - I'm not naive, but they take it to another level.

That's why AC Milan is where they are...

just make sure he doesn't sport a beard. There shouldn't be any beard involved on his part. I won't accept it if he has a beard. And you have to handle him yourself. I'm here to be worshiped by a couple.

are there people actually thinking about exchanging Torres for Welbeck? that's like changing six for half a dozen - as we'd say in Portuguese.The only advantage would be the wages and the HG aspect, but we're not getting rid of Torres only because of wages. The main aspect here is technical and it's hard to get worse than Welbeck... I have a ManUtd fan as a brother and every time we watch his team (I do the sacrifice once in a blue moon) the only thing we can agree about is how terrible Danny Welbeck is. He might be even worse than Torres actually. No, thank you.

you made me laugh so hard here that I think I could have awoken someone across the city. Well, you're the one handling the two girls, if he's up to your standards...

sorry to disappoint, but I'm only up to threesomes if they involve two girls and a boy. The other way around not a chance in hell.

so am I. Women have the same right as men, and I'm using my right of being old-fashioned. But as you were so eager to accept his proposal, it's a nice thing I didn't ask Hope the two of you have a lovely time although he's the same guy that claimed me a few weeks ago. I should be worried about myself LOL

I'm the girl here, I'm old-fashioned, I'm not going to ask a guy to kiss me. It's his job to either ask or to steal it... The ball is always in your court, love...

you're shameless!!!!! I found him first, I got him first, back the hell off If anyone in this forum is having sex with him it's me!!!!! Although I'm not... but he's mine, although I'm not the possessive type. Although I can't possibly claim him (or anyone else for that matter). Although I don't make any sense because I just woke up in the middle of the night - 5am - Dion is mine. All mine. I saw him first. Either way, I'll send a picture of me on a bikini and let him choose between the two of us. There, now I made sense... although I don't have a bikini picture.... @Dion, I'm heartbroken. You never even agreed to kiss me... and here you are, picking sexual partners in front of me. I'm beyond heartbroken.

simple math here... We pay him 16m for him to leave, we receive his transfer fee - as he won't be on huge wages because it means he'll be receiving from two different clubs, we can ask a bit more than we would. Anything above the 16m is enough, even if we call it even. Just let this guy go. If I had money, I'd make a personal donation. in the CTV interview after the match Mourinho confirmed the players were given the Sunday off. So he was off Saturday and Sunday, enough to fly to Ibiza, we can't just assume he missed training...

A legend like this can't leave the club. There's nothing like one of our players owning a Utd fan's ass. In all seriousness, I'd keep him until January at least, I'd like to extend Courtois' contract beyond before letting Petr go as well. I know his price tag would probably drop by then, but there's always the chance of a club with a lot of money needing a keeper and being out of the Champions in the group stage.

Neither team seems that great tbh, but I'll be fair and credit it to early days. This City team doesn't scare me at all. And they gave the ball to Liverpool and played with tons of players behind the ball, but you know, when someone else who isn't Mourinho does it, it's great, when it's Mou, it's parking the bus, ofc.

we can finally say it. If it was Diego Costa that would have been a goal or at least an assist. Lambert was really poor in that decision

maybe I didn't word it well, I just meant I'm all his. Whatever he asks my answer to him is yes but I won't record it just in case, hahahaha you never know what he might ask.

fairy godmother, I merged the words

Liverpool's defense. as usual a fairymother...

He doesn't need to get me drunk. I trust him enough to say I'd do anything he asks me, whatever my sobriety or sanity state might be. It doesn't mean I'll record it. He'd have his privileges of being the only witness to whatever he might ask. Forgot to acknowledge this... almost all times I wear a ponytail (which isn't that common) it reminds me of you. Next time we use our cameras on skype I'll make sure to sport one.

oh, link me to that forum? Do you know a similar one for futebol carioca? I can only read in English. I can't read in Portuguese at all. I grasp emotions much better in the English language than in Portuguese. I want to ask more questions, but I only have inappropriate ones, so I'm holding back for now

I know they don't, but one of my very first posts here were that Mourinho trusted him and that he has had a good match. So I'm just throwing in there. But as Mourinho is the manager, his opinion is far more important than anyone else's.

I'll answer in the quote box, so it's easier. I'll use yellow and bold to make it easier for you to read Once I have more question to which I don't already know the answer and that I'd like to know, I'll come with more.