Rubber bullets

Since he cant kick a ball without breaking his leg, he better be bought for a couple of oranges and a dairylea dunkable.

Next season either Torres or Drogba has to leave, of course it should be Drogba.

Praise the lord he is real! Jesus saves! :tophat: http://www.footballfancast.com/2011/05/football-blogs/robbie-savage-baby-scan

Would be an inspiring figure in the sressing room!

We Torres to go and do a Kanu if we have any chance now.

Becuase the BBC are a bunch of cheap bastards that dont want to invest in quality programmes

With the SNP (Scottish National Party) gaining a shock majority in the Local Scottish elections and taking complete control of Holyrood (Scottish parliament), it is almost certain that a referendum on independence for Scotland will come in the next 4 or 5 years. So would you be in favour of the United Kingdom breaking up and Scotland getting independence? If they are willing to take on their whole National debt, lose all of the funding that they get from English funds (they would potentially have to have a 60% tax rise on to cover the amount of public spending they get from English taxpayers) and don't complain if they don't get all of the income from the North sea oil. Then they can go bugger off, would finally put an end to the West Lothian question.

<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Didn't he deny the 9/11 attacks top stop the invasion of Afghanistan? So if it was a fake video how comes he never had denied it was a fake video? Why did he afterwards keep telling everybody he did it and why did Al-Qaeda keep saying that they did it and he was one of the main leaders in the attack or atleast gave it his blessings?

<br /><br /><br />So what about the videos where he says it in the open that he planned the attacks?

So who do you think carried out the 9/11 attacks... shape shifting reptiles?

<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />But when you say Chavez type leaders, its just make people think of someone who is batshit crazy and has a lust for power. Surly you could think of someone better then Chavez to put in your idea of an inspired leader... and no Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is not a better example.

<br /><br /><br />Hugo Chavez? You mean more people who are power-hungry luntaics? Who want to slowly establish a dictatorship and sprout out looney Conspiracy theories (i.e that the Haiti earthquake was a man-made event by the USA) and hire people to oppress anyone who voice oppistion against them?

If Osama is not dead, all he has to do is make another video. Not only would that destroy Brack Obama's politcal career and image but the consequences for the whole of the USA would be disastrous on a scale never seen before. Even if they did realse a picture of his corpse, it wont stop nutters like Alex Jones and other paranoid Conspiracy theorist from claiming its fake. Not to mention news channels like Russia Today showing crap news items on the suppose lie of Osama Bin Laden.

I hope your not of the John Pilger range, condemn the West (if some cases rightly) of actons of what is seen as unacceptle (like torture) but support or condone the actions of regimes if they appear to be anti-American or Anti Western like the Soviet Union or Iran (such as the genocide of Stalin or the oppression of the Iranian goverment on its own people).

I'm guessing that you believe that this is all a hoax?

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But what if his ego makes it difficult for the dressing room to cope becuase he is not out ob the field. We have seen it in the past that he gets miffed when he is not center of the attack.

But what happens if he has a period like the one when we had during the mid-season collapse, when he was one of the worst players on the pitch. Keep playing him due to sentimental feelings?

Haha! Got me there.

I can see this backfire massivly. Unfortunatly Bale does not have to move back in defence.

Schizophrenia? Bi-Polar disorder? Depression?

I fear his ego will get in the way. It's been shown many times in the past that he wants to be the main striker. I cant see him being Chelsea's Kevin Phillips.

Say goodbye to Sturridge then.

Premier league Buy Nurin Sahin, van der Weil, Eden Hazard Get Torres and Sturridge to be our main strikers Get Josh McEachran to be a bigger part of the team. Be big contestants for CL. Do better in the FA CUP and Carling Cup then last season.