Rubber bullets

We should all go to where the Everton coaches are with knives and stab all the Everton fans, cut the the testicles of the men, rip off the fannys of the women and rip the younger ones eyes out and watch them scream in agony.

I hope all Everton fans get AIDS, I want to slit their throats and cut their balls of. I hope they die, I want to see them burn in hell. Bunch of one brain-cell cunts. I will personally inject them with AIDS myself and stich a sword down their throat and watch them bleed to death.

Don't know why Mikel has been taken off.

I think people are not going to call it atleast a decent perfromance unless we play football like Barcelona, like I said it was not brilliant but it has been decent.

I thought we played quite decent, not brilliant but decent. We are moving the ball much faster then the last couple of weeks.

Are we playing 4-3-3 or 4-1-2-1-2?

Anu chance of Bertrand taking over Van Aanholt as the understudy to Ashley Cole?

According to the BBC, David Luiz is also ineligible, make of it what you will http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/9401070.stm

Simple, just nuke it.

I want him to be given a run at Left wing in place of Malouda

Didn't he have a knee problem that took him out for three months last year? We never knew why it took so long.

I hope Scolari is not reading this

My greatest fear is that Droba will upset the dressing room if Torres permantly takes over his place.

Surprised that he dropped Drogba.

He could have become a good squad player for Chelsea but we are not exactly letting a young player go who had world class talent, so disappointing but heartbreaking.

Hamsik

You do realise this could be the Wayne Bridge and Man City senario all over again.

Drogba and Anelka better start improving dramatically after the signing of Torres or we will know how really bad their blip is.

YES!!! JUST BEEN CONFIRMED THAT BOTH TORRES AND LUIZ HAVE SIGNED!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel my brain burning!

According to BBC Football; Right then... worrying developments for Chelsea fans, if what worries you is completely speculative chat on social networking sites... word on the Tweet is that Benfica have "pulled David Luiz off the plane to London" and say they are "analysing" Chelsea's offer for the centre-half. I reiterate, that's unconfirmed as far as I know. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9380667.stm This better be a joke.

Its a shame I have an A Levels Exam in the morning... and its FUCKING GENERAL STUDIES!!!

I have a feeling the latter tweet is most probably true.

Isn't this the same 'Top Spanish Media' that said we were about to sign David Luiz?