Rubber bullets

The black guy from Tottenham doing that stupid dance.

What a twat.

Oh great, a crap hip hop group to start things off.

Yes, when he got his second knee injury some idiot thought it would be a great idea to offer him a 5 year contract when he was out for 6 months.

Should have scored there Lukaku

Fuck off Essien.

I was almost about to throw up in the last 10 minutes, was so nervouse, but so glad. Beating Scumpool in a final always makes my day.

Drogba and Torres together. Thats the match lost for us.

Warning! Warning! Tony fucking Gale co commentating. Get ear plugs ready.

Can I have what your having.

Ramires vs Barcelona

You do realise that if we win against Bayern this guy officially gets a CL medal

Today is one year and one days ago when Torres scored his first Chelsea goal against West Ham

Christ I need a shower, and I have been in my pyjamas all day.

THe linesman saw it, so the red card is correct.

Terry you thick cunt

Kalou and Essien would have been called the worst player on the pitch if Ramsey was not on.

Cahill man of the match.

How long before the first Barca goal? 2 minutes, 5, 10?

Why are you all worring. I will be drinking larger and admiring how Barcelona can actually do a couple of decent passes once in a while, all the while seeing Fatty Lampard being ripped apart.

I can't wait for us to be ripped apart. All the talk about grit, character and big personality that everybody cherish at thias club and spouts in pretentious drabbles will mean nothing.

Of course, if Barca thrash us 8-0 (which could happen due to our woeful midfield), then get knocked out of the FA Cup final and don't reach the Top Four, then he certainly won't get it and the major overhaul we so needed won't happen. I fear we won't see that overhaul if Di Matteo takes over on a full time basis.

Not as conclusive as people thought! But it brings this question, is it Mata's or Terry's goal?

I can't wait for Dorgba to start casualy walking around the pitch while not giving a flying fuck. While the rest of the team just hoof ball after ball across the field where he will either miss i completly or control iit like a donkey and we give posseson again. Exciting.

He kept babbering on aout how he wanted him on loan so much (even saying he wanted to take him on loan in December), then signs Sigursso-whats his name just before the loan is completed meaning Josh had no chance off getting in the starting eleven. So Rodgers has been acting like a twat and the club were stupid to let the deal go through