ZanSnake

Come calling when you have won something bigger then the annual 'Overrated Player of the Shit-Dump'.

Accordingly he wants his future sealed for monday so he can complete the last month of his school work with 100% concentration.

With Mr Fresh Air as manager at the current moment, can anyone actually see someone coming in without any indication whom they are working for?

Fixed! Has his own awesome theme song too!

What alevel headed kid! That is the kind of youth we should have, Bruma has the same attitude. They KNOW they won't be selected from the get go, and they are still young. I wouldn't mind someone like that for the future! Has the potential to be the next Drogba in other ways then one, maybe....

A tadpole in a large pond, but never became a frog. Good luck MM.

Wouldn't it be ironic if Lukaku scored for Belgium in a 1-0 win for them over Turkey, meaking sure Hiddink leaves and then is confirmed to be Hiddink's first ever siging as manager!

THE ROCK HAS COME TO CHELSEA FC!!!! ??? Dwayne Johnson as new manager?

I think the compenstation would be like with Sturridge and Man City, based upon appearances made in a certain number, and if he will be called up for international duty. Might get some cash up-front, but nothing major, i don't think.

And i hear Vidic is the best defender in the world, yet i watched as Pedro was let to be in the box in a 'free-zone', and i saw Man United's defense not even be able to come out and even TRY to press against Messi. Alex was out of position and Cech was far out-stretched. We were caught on the counter attack, and we NEVER made ourselves a threat.

+ Torres, Ballack, Ashley - Turnbull, Benayoun, Sidwell

Sincliar was NEVER going to join the ranks of Chelsea with the jumping stages of managers. He is a good player, especially in Championship level, and i supported for him to succeed here or given an actual oppertunity but the role that he was playing with the age he was, it was never going to happen which is saddening. Mancienne, too weak for Chelsea, and i think he actually put some weight on since his injury? He can tackle, and his play is 'hoof-ball' otherwise. He wouldn't really add anything to the squad that, let's say, Mikel couldn't do plus better and more. Cork and Borini - Cork should have been given the right chances, but it never occurred which was saddening as i would have loved him to be our versatile player. Imagine playing in the center of midfeild would have been ideal alongside the like of Lampard. But, yet again, the jumps of managers hasn't really done anything to add to this. Borini was a more hierarchy kind of thing, and in some ways, wanted too much from the club at his age (19?) especially since we have Drogba, Sturridge, Anleka, Kalou and then Torres infront of him in competitions. Should have been giving the time, but was defo bacl listed by the directors. The worrying element for me now is that with Carlo gone, we are in a sense of an alien atmosphere. We have no indication of whom the next manager is, nor can we actually say they would rather play the youngsters then going out to by the next Benay. Until we have a new manager, and have assessed his plans over pre-season (which i doubt would include many of the youngsters) we can only speculate who and what the future holds for us and the youth.

Nice slotted place for Batman and Robin to take over ONly joking, but whoever does get the seat, i will back them to the fullest - beit another Scolari, or Grant to another Carlo - all that matters is that the fans are behind him 100%, and forget the tradegy that is the sacking of our most succesful manager in the last fice years, or is it four? But it doesn't matter. Thank you Carlo, but Roman wants a new man, and i just hope he can have the suffient time that is needed to build a dynasty and bring glory back to Stamford Bridge, again and again. Keep The Blue Flag Flying High!

:dude: Welcome! To the Pit!!!!

But if it Van Basten, Kalou will be played over the likes of Drogba/Torres

Will be a player-coach, and would play as a striker. His haunting gloomy face will scare the opposition into submission as his striking partner Torres, could actually score. It would be the first ever stadium where they would have to enter the stadium via sliding down a pole, and to strict anti-hooligan policies which included being sprayed by the BatAcidCream from the BatBelt.

Heard that we will move to the Bat Lair, and use the Bat Bus to go to away matches once Batman is revealed as the new manager on Monday.

23 million! Good price, IF true

The only source i have seen is this.

Would have thought Alex would be your partner around the world You two are the 'perfetct' Admin couple anyway

Better then Cunt lips Redknapp

We need somone with a distintive touch and experience, Redknapp is a whealer dealer - and at best - can create an average team with one or two top stars. I bet he will make us into an Arsenal if he had his own way, and i would 100% bet he wouldn't accept the way Roman does things.

Because he's a cunt?

Basically he gets an early holiday that is extended for a couple of months? Lucky bastard!