Didn't you here? This is going to be re-written for an EastEnder's storyline. One man's former lover come calling back to him, years later they broke up, but he has since married. Waging a war upon himself, the man is forced to choose after which one he wants to be with. But as he is choosing, there is another person, who wears a cape, who is stringing along with the former lover to try and become her latest mate. Will the man choose the former lover before the caped man is the partner? Of course, there will be a ball snatching incident, with the ball having an affair with a bald guy, who randomly is pregnant with the balls' baby.