Alan Partridge

He can do everything If we don't win the CL then I want PSG to, he can't retire without winning the CL Even at his age he would be my number 1 choice for CF, I've been saying we should sign him for about 8 years Shame we will probably never see him in the Prem

Bayern ain't all that

He is one of those players that would be amazing for Liverpool if they signed him but, would probably flop here.

Wow! He is like when you edit the players speed to 99 on FIFA

Is Torres even worth 12 million anymore?

Bramford? He's never played at top level Don't wanna be stuck with Bramford, Eto'o, Torres for a season. We need some quality to challenge for titles not someone who is still learning his trade

They are pretty shit....Got some good players but, Sherwood is very naive with his tactics

Liverpool don't have any games apart from the league ones, huge advantage over us,City,Arsenal.

Luiz doing his best Torres impression

Oh FFS!

I've never been so wrong. Hold my hands up on that one

No way! haha

Bring on Ba to get some minutes? We might need him later in the season if someone is injured

Hazard what a pass! Shurrle!? sorry dude, but you were awful i the first half. Great second half, though

Great ball Hazard! Torres your're shit

Need to get Oscar in this game more, not much space for him out there

More!

Yes!!!!!!!!! Well done Shurrle! That is more like it b consistent!

Jose knew we would struggle hence the dig he had at the fixtures. We have our excuses ready if needed

Are you serious?

Willian - Shurrle I would maybe even put Luiz in midfield in hope that he can create something. Ba is as useless as Torres

Hazard doesn't play well then Chelsea doesn't play well

Pathetic! Sort it out, Jose! We overpaid for Shurrle by about £10 million

Ohhhhh come on ffs this is pathetic! No threat at all

Fuck off you ginger cunt Sidwell