Alan Partridge

Yes, you tell Torres, Jose!

Slow, predictable, sloppy Nothing new lately

Last time I saw Cole play he got beat for pace every time

Their keeper has no confidence

This game is stop/start so far

Long balls! Pass Torres you greedy shit

That's why you rarely play Shurrle!

Lucky they are shit. Anyone decent would have scored that

Tired? They just had a week off! I know they still train but, still...

Racist? Haha

If true than he has been the best 30+ player ever!

The mourinho love fest has ended? This place is bipolar lol

Hahaha Roy Keane ripping into them

Fucking hell! That team is awful

But when Lampard, Torres and Mikel are in the starting 11 everyone moans! Salah isn't ready yet and I dunno what is up with Shurrle never being picked although, he's pretty average. Today's performance shows why Azpi starts ahead of Cole Our bench is not that strong, it looked a lot better on paper when Mata was on it

Most of the top teams will take point off Arsenal

It's not Arsenal we should be worried about. City have a difficult last 2 games but not too bad up until then

Probably didn't help that he got booked so early either

Fuck you Sunderland

Neil Warnock is like someone's old dad trying his best to be cool

Wow, he was awful Eto'o is our best striker, that's how bad things are for us up front. Not that Eto'o is shit but, hes getting on and spent a while in a shit league

Oh come on Martinez your players got freekicks for nothing too

JT MOTM Oscar was awful today Players like Willian need to contribute more than pressing and running. We are relying too much on Hazard

Come on Subderland and Stoke!

Win But we were fucking shit!