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I SWEAR ON MY BROTHER LIFE TORRES IS A CHELSEA PLAYER !

FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS A DONE DEAL TORRES IS A CHELSEA PLAYER STOP WATCHING YOUR SSN AND TURN ON THE TV ! HE IS A CHELSEA PLAYER

hahahaha people are so fucking slow.

He has signed a 4 and a half year deal mate i got it wrong first time, he is getting 180,000 a week and liverpool have just signed Andy carroll just this second !

I am being fucking serious !

Officials from the club have confirmed it peeeps whoooooooooo hahahah and Liverpool have not got Andy Carroll yet !

Talksport have just confirmed that its a 4 and a half year deal !

The man has signed and he is a Chelsea player CONFIRMED !

5 year deal 180,000 a week he has just signed on the dotted line !

5 year deal 180,000 a week he has just signed on the dotted line !

BREAKING NEWS: Fernando Torres is officially a Chelsea player !

Yes of course Liverpool are too shit to play in the CL, EUROPA LEAGUE DOES NOT AFFECT IT !

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3318374/LIVERPOOL-fan-Shaun-McCormack-has-changed-his-name-to-Fernando-Torres.html

Will it automatically update on Xbox live so i get Torres in the morning ?

Not if Torres agrees a contract with us !

If Torres falls off the treadmill in thee medical room then Liverpool can have him back and they will probably be raped by the bank of Scotland. Liverpool have spent 57 million on 2 strikers in the last few days if they fail i will laugh my head off !

BREAKING NEWS : ANDY CARROLL HAS ALREADY BEEN A VICTIM OF CRIME AFTER ONLY BEING IN LIVERPOOL FOR 2 HOURS

Please stop it now, it already feels like im watching a dirty porno !

I will fucking cream my pants if he scores against Liverpool on Sunday !

Who gives a fuck ? we have just agreed a deal for one of the best strikers in world football !

At 10.59 we will sign Torres they will sign Carrol and the barcodes will be left with Ameobi ?

Lol if we sign Torres could he play against Liverpool on Sunday ?

Andy Carrol is on his way to Liverpool, Newcastle united have cancelled their press conference !

Hhahaha yeah what could they do with a player that has embarrassed them that much ?

Hahhahahaah this will destroy Liverpool !