lucio

well we need to have some englishmen and i cant think of anyone better other than wilshire who wouldnt leave.

fuck off cahill u fat pile of wank

i want this gym

will probably be something like this

he has 27 in 32 very good.

we were always a counter attacking team under jose anyway.

if this goes through we would have to buy cheap midfielders i guess. people like diame with £3.5m buyout clause

yes el matador - bring him

not really a like for like replacement but maybe.

how is he in the wrong position? his first professional season has been in midfield and on the whole it has been very good.

looks like utter hogswash

rooney has still managed 12 league goals despite not playing upfront. he would get us alot of goals no doubt.

even better - clint hill has a £38m buyout clause - potential bargain????

he is a complete cunt if he joins monaco.

right sorry

Rooney also recently removed the words 'Manchester United player' from his Twitter profile, replacing them with 'Nike Athlete'.

unlikely considering the cunt torres was welcomed with open arms

torres would of missed. if it was against a team like luton he might of scored

ever heard of closing down you fat donkey?

really dont like him but he is a phenom. the wages would most likely be atrocious but that isnt really our business.

"breaking news. manchester utd can confirm they will appoint michael appelton as their next manager. a spokesperson said " we are delighted to fight off rival interest from tranmere and luton for appelton. he is a quality manager with a win percentage of 9% and can lead us to back to back relegations. it is believed appelton will waste no time in the transfer market with £41m bid having been lodged for QPR midfield powerhouse shaun derry." well i didnt see that coming

man utd to appoint david moyes.

lad