Special Juan

Sam Rhodes ‏@SamuelRhodes_ 3h Great news for Chelsea fans. Mourinho is set to be unveiled as the new Chelsea Manager tonight!

Buy this guy and the world is our lobster, seriously. Insanely top notch striker, will score bag fulls here and works his knackers off too...He chases down, runs people ragged and pretty much has it all. I'm convinced with Jose coming home we will win the PL next season, but if we add Cavani the possibilities are endless.

Please be true.

He wants to play in the Chompions League.....

Aspas hasn't exactly torn up trees this season and whilst Coutinho has been very good along with Sturridge they make signings like Kolo Toure and still have people like Downing, Henderson and Johnson who are terribly, terribly average and that's why they will not threaten again next season.

More chance of platting snot than Levy selling Bale to us, plus I don't want him here.

Well done Frank, I assume the rest of it was complete shite like it always is.

Something to get our teeth into I suppose.

Post as many links as you want, I am not biting.

Oh no I had forgotten about this international stuff....Ah well soaps it is then tonight.

Why all the forum hate in each thread, the petty squabbling etc? Can't we just get on, or are people just frustrated already?

He added a link though.

The thread title is just a bit of fun, wind your necks in for gods sake people, lighten up a fraction. Also, if Monaco where in the German League we could call them Bayern Daleague

I will have a sip of champagne for you :blue scalf:

Am gonna go nuts

Thread title says it all for me.

Kolo to Liverpool...ha ha what an average signing that is, suits them.

Yeah watching it, weird that they are showing it.

Everton bound, good luck to him.

Falcao you fucking idiot.

Confinement of their rooms??? I will be doing it in the street

Pay the 63ME and you get your man, that's the simple message from Napoli.

To be fair he maybe not the best but he has come in and scored some good goals. It's difficult to buy correctly in January and get players that aren't over cup-tied too much. He wasn't a bad buy IMO because the club sold themselves down the river going into the season with two recognised strikers in Torres and Danny, then selling Danny and bringing in Ba. The big picture is both Torres and Ba are both pretty average, we need more than average. Torres seems to have woken up towards the latter part of the season but you can't polish a turd, he's been utter turd since he signed a few decent games won't cloud my judgement, he's been poor.

Two more season loaned out, bring in Lopez from Real and there you have it.

Pissing into the wind and making your head fart trying to make sense who is reliable and who isn't on Twitter.