Special Juan

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Just got my lad Willian on his black shirt and Eto'o on his home one

I cannot believe how mental a lot of people have gone over Giroud lately. Doing well, but the mantle created for him you would think he was Drogba.

Ozil is a terrific player but to me he is a signing that gets the fans back onside but doesn't really solve all the issues Arsenal have. The two signings of United and Arsenal smack to me of "We better sign someone or we will get royally fucked by the fans"

One big signing for arsenal is all that keeps them happy, that's it, one fucking signing. All eggs in one basket, what if he gets injured? As it doesn't look like anyone else right now.

Imagine looking forward to your career at arsenal.....whaaaaaaa

They just found out they get their dole money tomorrow

Great signing for arsenal but they are still short of quality across the board.

We all care for Chelsea so dry your eyes with the attention seeking posts

Ozil done

Nah, mata, Lukaku and Ba to leave is the daftest thing I have heard since spurs will win the league

Look at those fucking idiots at Sunderland.

Jose's Ferrari was lovely

Ozil falls through. http://spursgifs.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/ozil-falls-through.html

United missing more targets than blind cross bow firer.

Someone PM when something Chelsea related happens, I'm switching to babestation for a bit.

I'd love a go on her.

Torres, Eto'o and Ba scares the shite out of my arse.

I think Natalie Sawyer is stroking his man pole while he speaks.

I can't believe this, Lukaku out and Ba to stay? Fucking madness if this happens.

We have this the wrong way round surely? Lukaku should be staying and Ba out.

It's Tina Turner at Carrington

Of course opinions differ and I respect yours mate.

That bit is exactly why we need strength in that position, and not be reduced to two.