Cadburys are bringing out an Oriental chocolate bar.....Could be a Chinese Wispa ---------------------------------------------------- My mate said he is going to a fancy dress as an Italian Island.......I said don't be Sicily -------------------------------------------------------- "It's a boy!" Great thing to yell outside St Mary's hospital. Horrible thing to yell in a Thai brothel. ---------------------------------------------------------- An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole!!! --------------------------------------------------------------- My PC takes that long to shut down I have called it Nelson Mandela. ----------------------------------------------------------------