Special Juan

He comes across great in his interviews, a very grounded and sensible bloke.

Give me sport

Shame about Andre.

Look, cut the attitude, I was civil with you so try and be civil back if you can. Schurrle whilst being here a short time, for me has been very good. Yes he hasn't been smashing goals in but performances suggest to me he will be a great buy in time if people just be a little patient with the lad and not write him off just yet. You could clearly see what Jose thought of his contribution against Bucharest, he did everything asked of him. What I like most about this lad is his work ethic, he really puts in a shift and if he can merge that with goals we have a hidden gem here I am telling you.

Jose- what a man.

Paddy was walking home late one night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. "Twenty Euros," she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty Euros. So they hid in the bushes. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the cop. "I'm making love to me wife," Paddy answers sounding annoyed. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!"

Just hurry up Saturday

What exactly are you trying to say, as it translates very confusing.

I love how Bushman says stuff like "Get off my cloud" and "End of discussion" it's like a last word prize that if he doesn't get it he falls off the cliff. Seriously Bushman.....sort it out.

We need Sneijder like we need a keeper........not one bit, I'm out.

PL back this Saturday.......beautiful!!!

We have given Porto enough cash over the years, they can shove 40M for this bloke.

He'll score against Cardiff

But his contribution against Bucharest was enough for me. Scoring three isn't easy to come by, he just needs to try and keep producing his level from that game and we have a gem.

His finishing was great last night looking at those goals, and it's a dilemma because our strikers are so average he could do it. Yet against Bucharest he was magical, but yes I see what you are saying.

Two amazing men.

Brilliant, well done Andre three brilliant goals.

Club, can't stand watching England play didn't even watch last night and won't be watching the World Cup. International football bores the shit out of me.

there is no cut off point, but answer me this, is he up there with messi and Ronaldo?

I wouldn't say Oscar is world class either, potential to be without doubt. I just think the words 'World Class' are to easily thrown around, very few players fall into that bracket.

Not the way I feel or see it, but like you say....anything could happen.

I'm not normally shouting from the roof tops about 3-0/4-0 wins but I think this will be one. I think we will just out pass and out class them all over, I expect a clean sheet and hopefully people like Eto'o get a goal and Willian starts.

Subotic I like a lot.

Would be a great move if we got him, super player.

He will be fine at the weekend.