Special Juan

sooner watch paint dry.

1. It ain't on 2. I was asking the question as I am not watching.

How many Hollywood balls has Steven ping it fifty yards Gerard tried?

I read it as 'Talk Chelsea has a 6 year old'

Bob and his mate are in Greggs. Bob's mate steals 3 pasties & puts them in his pocket then boasts to Bob "Yo did you See that? The staff never saw me" Bob says "That's nothing, watch this". He says to the manager "Give me 3 pasties and I'll show you some magic". He eats them all and the manager says "How is that magic?" Bob says "check my mate's pocket"

How's he been over the international break?

My little lad will love watching this, he is Chelsea mad. This was just a magical, magical night.

Joke if we pay 40M for this lad. I'm firmly in the Alonso camp, thing he is fantastic.

My head farts over this, I am so unsure what will happen here. My heart says 2-1 us, my head says 2-2 or even a loss. It's their cup final.

Jose to be sacked, Cech is shite so lets just forget football and demolish Stamford Bridge. It's for the best.

I've just won the 'Most secretive person of the year' award. I can't tell you what it means to me.

Talk of possible Jose sacking already? Some people never seem to amaze me

Just read the match report on England V Chile......sounds like the same old shite served up at Wembley again. I'm glad I'm a celebrity has started as I will be watching that on Tuesday instead of the game.

And Hulk.

Won't be as easy as some think this.

Booing Jose because KdB isn't playing That will teach em lads....

Jesus fucking Christ.

Square peg in a round hole shifting him all over the place. The fact remains he is a CB and that's that, he needs to start showing his worth in that position alone, let's just hope he can because right now I am not so sure.

As a rule I don't watch international football but I am keen to see Portugal tonight, anyone know if it is televised in England? EDIT.....found it, no worries.

Looks like the bloke who used to present the Crystal Maze.

Yeah confirmed earlier on the week, Peter Kenyon as well as Steve Gibson had a big part to play in all this. Boro need to get more bums on seats, whether this does it I don't know, he wouldn't go far wrong bringing in someone like Juninho.

Just any holding midfielder who can pass properly and do 'that' job really well and then Lewandowski.

Be great to see Robbie back sooner rather than later.