Special Juan

Good old Conte is driving this, which is good as he adores him

It does sound too good to be true- I have my reservations on Osimhen, I don't rate as high as some but I'd take this

Dressing room divide before a ball is kicked, some will bury the hatchet and crack on, others won't be and that is where the problems will be

Ornstein over Di Marzio all day long, Di Marzio is getting worse

So Gallagher, Trev, Broja to name a few, that should pull in around 90M ish

Ornsteing has reported we are in talks with Napoli for Lukaku going to Napoli with Osimhen coming the other way on loan plus buy option

Problem is, we have limited players nigh on all over the park now

The club are now in direct talks with Atletico for Gallagher Clownlake at it's finest

Someone inside the club who I'm really close with

We are preparing to launch all in on Julian Alvarez...watch this space

He has the first half of the season to prove himself, if he isn't anywhere near at it he will be gone Blokes woeful

Made all by Romano he loves bigging up Brazilians who go to Barca

As long as he played more than Lavia and Fofana it's OK with me

Spoken like our medical department

Final stages of agreement with Villareal for Jorgensen, deal structure is being discussed, it's nearly done

As long as he shows that sort of fight in the PL

Need to start shipping some of these useless cunts out now, Broja, Sterling, Chilwell, Lukaku, to name a few We have some serious shite stock piled

Spunked shit tons on Kepa, he's garbage, Petrovic is half decent but nowhere near the level needed and Sanchez is wank

Yeah, that's why we are after him

Jorgensen already said yes to us, we are now in talks with Villareal for the fee

Kepa sounds like he is being sold for about 15-20M, there is a myth Sanchez is good with his feet and will start the season ahead of a goalkeeper who is better than him. We really are some outfit us now

More average names and links popping up all the time, what a fucking shit show

First bid has gone in from us for this fella Jorgensen at Villareal

Did anyone get injured on the flight to the US?

Get him