Special Juan

Deal has collapsed for KDH

He will be put under the microscope in pre-season and then probably hauled off to somewhere like Reading

So KDH is sat around in a sleeping bag in a doorway in Brighton smoking cigars and deleting previous Tweets on Chelsea

We are totally finished as club here if we are chasing KDH and Gray, fuck me, lets just axe off Carney's legs whilst we are it This club is really close to being the end

A teenage sensation

We won't be going for a new GK, also need to get shot of that useless fucker Kepa

It's one of Isak or Bruno who they will have to sell apparently

Or make Jonathan David our Isak 🙂

Craig Hope is really incredibly close to Newcastle in terms of reliability- This is very reliable but far from happening I would of thought

Muck spreading well under way with transfers

If someone doesn't stump up the 32M or whatever it is then make him rot, stop all these shit loans Any chance we can actually buy someone who is actually going to strengthen the first team instead of fringe or youth shite

Oh the dilemmas 🤣

Nothing makes sense at this club anymore, the decisions are just mind boggling.

The Villa kid will be nowhere near the first team, a signing to tick boxes

I will bookmark this and we can revisit into the season mate

On loan to Strasbourg or be around the first team kicking cans for a whole season with the odd cameo against Huddersfield in the last ten minutes of the FA Cup.

So as it stands we have only signed Tosin who will come straight in give or take, the rest just babies and fringe shite

Calafiori is going to Juve

So we still aren't addressing the striker issue then

So this bloke from Barca is going to lead our line?

Wonder what shit can names will be thrown up this week

Honestly I have no idea what anyone sees in Mudryk, absolute horse shit

So according to Romano Palace have offered Olise a new contract but we are still favorites due to the offer and terms we have offered and also staying close to him for a year since he nearly joined us last summer. Get rid of Mudryk and get Eze

Still cannot believe we are selling Maatsen but yet scratching around for another LB, I'd play over Cinderella

I have a feeling this is going to be a very poor and lifeless transfer window