Special Juan

Duran set for medical in London tomorrow ahead of move to Saudi

Rashford in the United bomb squad... Watch this space with Rashford, I wouldn't put it past the two muppets go after him

Duran to Dubai, Watkins will not go to Arsenal if Duran goes as Villa will never sell both in this window Watkins starts for Villa

Tel starts for Bayern

Arsenal doing shit cunt things on the night Villa play CL football Emery will be fucking bouncing...team news shortly

Because both are'nt 11 years old

It's all about the money he will probably be on 500k a week

Forget Duran, Forget Tel....this is all geared for us getting Garnacho funded by the Felix money

Defo Felix joining them now, cash sale and also Disasi going there

Tel is now wanted by Spurs

Or loan him out and then panic when things go tits up and get him back

And the fact it is being reported it is looking like Chilwell is now staying Just wow

I can't think about this transfer window anymore it is just so fucking pointless

If Tel is correct in what he is saying I don't blame him, he won't hardly play, just in and out.

It makes me shudder to think we would even consider Evan Ferguson

I bet we sniff around Rashford as well come close of the window

We will make a move for someone and even two but I feel they will be off the radar that hardly anyone has spoken about

It will be Evan Ferguson tomorrow

Villa spoke with us again yesterday about both Disasi and Felix, Disasi only wants Villa, Feliz dela depends on what we decide to do

Adeyemi to Napoli is off apparently....this means Garnacho to Napoli surely Tel has interest from numerous clubs and has apparently said he doesn't see Chelsea as good destination for his future develeopment We could be laughing here if we dodge these bullets

United have got Dorgu

Casadei has apparently chosen Torino just waiting on us to authorise travel and he is off

28 days into the window and the two muppets have only moved on Veiga and done nothing else, this is how bad the planning at this club is.

Why would we be... a number 9, a striker and really good....makes no sense...... Yours Sincerely Winstanley and Stewart

I expect a win here but with this side it will probably go exactly as other games have gone...mistakes all over, go 1-0 up, foot off the gas, players going missing and many many missed chances. 1-1