Special Juan

We are now on limited time to start to act and fetch in players that are needed. We have a threat from the left in Hazard and literally zero from the right, that's why we need to scupper this deal for Pedro to United and get him whatever it takes. We need to start to stretch teams both from the wings and the fullback positions in this team, and get away from this predictable way of playing. Come 1st September I want to see this... Tibo Azpilicueta Stones Terry Baba Matic Cesc Pedro Oscar/Willian Hazard Costa

Oh lord, what have I just read.

Want to believe it but simply cannot

Probably serves fish and chips in the local fleet of shops in his area, and along with wanking, Twitter is his only release.

I will look into it tomorrow mate, and get back to you.

I know, absolute bell end

Who have you contacted about this problem?

If Michael Owen hasn't had his cock out in commentary there I would be very surprised. Wanking himself daft over United.

You can, you click Multi Quote' and do it that way.

CMS- Use the 'Multi Quote' function if you don't mind, it stops rolling posts and you can condense all your replies into one post. Cheers.

Begovic Azpi Zouma Terry Baba Matic Cesc Willian Oscar Hazard Costa That's the team I would like to see, it won't happen though. I really do not see JM staying with Asmir despite him being our only player that came out of the shambles from Sunday with any sort of credibility. Of course Oscar is touch and go but right now I'm clinging onto to any hope I can in terms of players actually finding form and looking to role up their sleeves and fight for it. Time to grow some balls here.

"Nice meet you"

Might as well keep going, we started at 20M for fucks sake....

Anywhere sounds good, just end his and our nightmare.

Makes sense, but we must somehow ship Cuadrado to the nearest available and interested club.

Martinez is going to crack up.

Another absolute shambles from the linesman last night.

Where does the line get drawn in terms of allowing criticism after so many shit performances?

If it's taken a poor pre season and a shit start to the PL to realise now that we need signings, then I actually worry about the boards outlook.

I've had a drink, I'm dribbling better than him [emoji23][emoji23]

I'm beginning to think this guys life is the wrong way around....Like he was born, started walking and then began to fall over and is continuing to crawl.

So if Oscar comes back and doesn't make a jot of difference what then? People are claiming he's this special talent, I'm yet to see anything 'special' about Oscar, just flashes of good football and the odd goal.

Just a good ball into the box, just one, please....I can't cope with replicating what we see for Brana on the other side, never seen seen one bloke hit the defender with a cross as may times as him.

It's going one way right now IMO and it feels awful. Pre season was a shambles and the start has been exactly the same. Jose, your backs against the wall son, you need some magic, and quickly.

Pretty typical of the mind set of what is going on right now.... Moses...Good pre-season, one of the best players and not a sniff of a game Cuadrado....Horrendous every single time yet gets brought on to try and change the game