Special Juan

What the fuck does this guy actually do? I hear people mention energy or is that just another word glossed up to mean runs fast and hard? I watched him last night and I haven't got the faintest clue what he does, what he offers or what his role in the team is. His passing, awareness and all round play is at a level I'd put with a Championship player at best. Jose spoke a few months back about 'His Ramires being back' which to me means 'One of my old mates' rather than one that offers anything positive to this team. Shot him and Mikel into the nearest big wheelie bin. Absolute shite.

Drab atmosphere, players feeling sorry for themselves and the usual 4-2-3-1 with the usual suspects. 1-0 loss or we may scrape a draw.

The towel has been well and truly chucked in by our lot, they aren't bothered and they aren't playing for him. The dressing room is broken, the attitudes are out in full force and players having a pop at each other on the field. Fucking mess.

His ego will be just fine when JM is gone.

I tell you why we didn't draw the game, we started slow for 16849456478364th time this fucking season, not one of our players can lace Vardy or Mahrez's boots and at even 2-1 it was dead in the water because the lack of fight and finishing quality is the shits.

Has to go, his comments and dated football outlook is there for all to see. He isn't the man to take us forward so just sack him and be done with it.

Ah yes this fraud, should of had a dog on a lead the amount of ambling around the field he did. Another one I'd ship out as soon as. Never been top quality, never will be and offers fuck all

A win doesn't even look close, forget averages. I will put things in perspective, last week we got beat at home by an injury ravaged Bournemouth!!

Some fucking neck Costa has telling the defence they are sleeping. I'd sell him as soon as possible, he's a fucking joke

The problem I have and I said it in the match thread is our ability to retain ball possession under pressure. We literally shit ourselves and the ball either bounced off us or we cannot play a simple five yard reverse. There is nothing threatening about our flanks, it's the same every time. We have the two worst full backs in the league going forward, neither have a clue. One can't beat his man with a cross if his dick depended on it and the other has been shoe horned into a wrongful position where he offers nothing but a solid defender, yet the team need more than that on all fronts. By the way what the fuck does Ramires actually do? Another bloke who's stealing a living and another favourite who should be as close to the starting 11 as me. So much wrong, so much wrong

Terry, Ivanovic, Cesc, Ramires, Mikel, Oscar and Costa need moving on. If Hazard doesn't want to be here he can go the fucking journey too. Massive injection of new blood and desire needed, no more sitting on old stock, attitudes and players who think they are special.

Let the fuckers find their own way home, leave them there they deserve nothing less.

Mourinho bored the shit out of me. He talks in fucking riddles now and it's no wonder the players have no idea.

Here comes the specialist in failure and I don't mean Wenger.

So let's rewind to the summer window. Pedro in, Djikoboji and Rahman...We renewed a contract for Ramires and still have Mikel here!!!! People have a pop at players but fuck me the board and manager had a fucking right laugh in the summer, what a load of shite

Mass changes needed. It's not just position we are miles behind Leicester but man for man on sheer desire and will is scary. 6 players need to go.

Lesson learnt, heart and desire over money and names.

We can go down with ease, don't think we can't. That was shite once again. I wonder what Mourinho has to say about this...oh let me guess, we played well second half....laughable

That's the best clearance Ivanovic has made all season and it was in their box

The body position of Kurt Zouma is horrific

I told you all this was coming

The rinse and repeat football is easy to play against, it's easy to find us out because our build up play is predictable and lifeless. Mourinho hasn't got a fucking clue and neither have the players, fucking disgrace

We can't pass a five yard ball just look at that from Zouma

We're passing the ball about like a team that's fucking 4-0 up. This lot have no heart what so ever and the lack of cohesion is fucking pathetic

Relegation dog fight