Special Juan

I'd swap him for a crate of lager.

Says everything when you are getting outshone by pedro.

Was coming a mile off, the Danny Welbeck fairytale.....

Kante put in the best half of football I have seen this season.

What an afternoon ahead of us.....

That ball to Pedro was something you see on FIFA....he's finding his range again.

It's quiet because he is actually doing what we all craved for when he was acting like a fucking maniac. All we wanted was to see effort, desire and goals, it's all any supporter or fan should want from any player not just a striker. He's back at it now and yesterday was one of his best performances i have seen from him in a blue shirt. The effort and pressing was nothing short of superb, it was a world class performance in how to hunt and pressure to the fulness of the team. He can hurt PSG on his own playing like this.

Biggest difference is him is his belief. It's nigh on impossible to mark pace, not just pace but also the speed he shifts the ball from his feet, he's been impeccable all season. Goals and assists are coming now, if he keeps this up he will be one that people will talk a lot about.

The cross to Traore said everything for me...Brana has improved a little the last few weeks but that cross was magnificent from Cesar.

Diego Costa has come in for pelters and rightly so this season but that was how to lead the line. The way he pressed and harassed Newcastle was proper world class forward play.

Actually nice to sit and enjoy it from start to finish. Some brilliant performances as well as team ones.

because some can't get over him. I'd like to bet under him we wouldn't be this commanding right now. buzzing with that first half, just delighted.

Sublime stuff, the pressing from Costa and work rate is nothing short of superb.

No Oscar

Mata wandering around the field like a fucking sheep again.

Imbula for Stoke

JM could be there sooner than end of the season.

They are the absolute shits United, as for Memphis Depay what an absolute load of shit he is. Worst United side for many years

Sunderland 1-0 United

Midfield general.

Singha giving away free beer tomorrow before KO.

He's give her the old kitkat handshake and the little Mackem slag has ran off and probably told her mates that Adam Johnson had her bent over and her mates have probably told their parents and all hell broke loose. He needs punishing, but it takes two to tango, remember that.

Not what I wanted to hear.

Adam Johnson enjoys playing FIFA under 16

Yeah on crutches.