Special Juan

If we aren't prepared to match prices this is going to be an empty transfer window, we will see more of this Lukaku saga.

Buy Bamford back

Going in with small bids won't get you fucking anywhere now, you will be just told to fuck off because the market is a stream of hoards of cash, fact.

Matic off Chalobah off RLC loan Costa off Hazard broken ankle and we signed a keeper

Morata aborted, Lukaku to United is all done, Rooney to Everton sealed too.

If this all true regarding Lukaku and what's happening with transfers he will walk before a ball is kicked, I'm telling you. Don't be surprised if the news breaks that Conte has walked.

Playing alongside his best buddy Pogba.

I've got how it works here.. Maria "Hi, Maria G from CFC, that player you want 70M for would you accept 50M" Seller "No" *Phone down*

It's a bidding war, now we are officially fucked. Maria and team have been too busy stroking Juventus's penis and now the cloth has been ripped from underneath us

I can't help it.

Batman up top and Llorente as back up....watch out CL

We don't hold any of the aces in this transfer. Said player wants out, and if you believe reports the manager wants him out, the team wanting him know this and are offering minuscule cash. I'm fucking tired of this whole shit Costa affair TBH.

This week, next week, tomorrow, 24hrs, at the weekend.

This is becoming funny.

SKY are just fucking Twitter on TV, absolute shite.

Lukaku, Sandro and Rudiger all fall through, imagine the scenes

Then if it was me, go and get Belotti.

We have Pedro and Willian both seem to be going nowhere, cannot see a winger coming in at all.

Barkley is off too.

Bakayoko set off from holiday a week ago, he was then in France and said goodbye to staff and players....All this money and he's using a skateboard to get around

The exit door is swinging off it's hinges, but the 'In' door is hardly in use. Get a fucking move on.

Signed a new 5 year deal.

Speak up Sandro.

Reading around it sounds like we have agreed personal terms but Sandro doesn't want to tell Juve he wants away, sounds like he wants to go quietly without annoying the fans.