Special Juan

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All Barkley has to do is complete one pass and show positional discipline and he has trumped Bakayoko within seconds

Number 8, English lad, talented and playing for us.....Can't wait, good luck Ross

I'd also quite happily give Maria one.

Great news.

Been on another Everton forum, we are now 'Their most hated rival' we are 'scum' and they hate us more than Liverpool Shoplifting cunts

I will judge him after quite a few games, not before. Looking forward to seeing him get started.

Antonio Conte has launched an extraordinary attack on Jose Mourinho, suggesting the Manchester United manager has ‘demenza senile’ after his remarks about touchline ‘clowns’.

We paid 40M for Bakayoko last summer, he's struggled to control the ball, pass the ball and even look like a footballer, yet people are writing off Barkley and asking us to be patient with Bakayoko. Barkley will surprise a few because he can do all of the above and is a low risk signing.

You could be talking about Bakayoko here

I like Barkley, he needs coaching by a top coach, he needs moulding because somewhere underneath he is a very good footballer.

Talking of sorting your feet out and finishing ala Morata, just take a look at Alonso and how he sorts his feet out and caresses that ball in last night....A total thing of beauty.

If his mind cannot be switched off from his wife and children for 90 minutes then there is a problem, a big problem. She is newly pregnant, she will be in good hands when he is not around and he still has a job to do. Morata right now looks like a little lost boy out there.

Big noises in the media about mass discontent from Mourinho and that he is off in the summer

He's trying to squeeze the board and rightly so, why shouldn't he ask for targets? He's the boss, he runs the team and now people want him to stay quiet? It looks like he maybe off in the summer and it's nothing short of criminal, but what is more criminal is this board will not do everything it can to get the targets of the manager. All these Conte noises have been going on for too long now for this to be an isolated incident, it's every time the window opens we hear more and more disconcerting noises from Antonio. This board doesn't have a clue what they have in Antonio, but quite frankly I don't think they give a fuck. Wankers.

Caballero, Ampadu, Luiz, Rudiger, Drinkwater, Bakayoko, Kenedy, Zappacosta, Willian, Musonda, Batman

Everything looks out of sync for me, he looks like he doesn't know where his feet are, meant to be or how he should use them. That first miss where he goes clear, his body isn't even in the correct position for what he is actually trying to do or achieve. The magnifying glass is really on him now after last night and if he thinks he's under pressure now, just wait until his next sitter he misses. So fucking worried about this bloke.

Did test MLN and didn't set a marker on the LB, Zappa did and that's why he scared him and got the better of him.

He was a monster tonight.

My 5 year old sat and watched the game with and his words were this.... "Dad, Morata needs to sort his feet out, his balance isn't right" 5 years old

I'd sell the fucker this month.

Bakayoko shouldn't of been selected for a start, Drinkwater has been miles better than him even in his cameo roles. Bakayoko didn't justify being selected tonight, not one bit, and the fact he was allowed to stay on is something I would question Conte on.....

Alongside Tibo I thought Kante was fucking insane today.

Morata doesn't even look set anytime he shoots, not only that but his touch in open play is ten yards out of control every single time. This guy is a major problem.

Stayed on the pitch all game Shower of shit he is.