Special Juan

What a turn around from Watford....Spurs proving once again they are all foreplay and no penetration.

Aww bless the Belgian gobshite.

Ground out brilliantly, kept playing and saw it out. Not sure what Giroud has to do to prove he is streets ahead of that mess Morata.

Is he pissed

Absolute tragic last night v Forest. Got done with ease for the first goal, looked like he didn't care or couldn't be arsed and the 3rd goal a big heavy touch, got robbed of the ball and they conceded a third.

Nothing like a poor United turning up to a place that is difficult to play with opponents who are fighting for every scrap.

There is trying to take the heat of your players and then there is directly vilifying players and moaning about 'what transfers you didn't get' All of the above should be done behind closed doors and not in a open forum, you saw the way Conte went on last season, it was stupid. I'm loving what I am seeing with Mourinho right now, even better they have to go to Burnley at the weekend

Big difference now is we have a midfield controller in Jorginho, we will pin them in similar to Newcastle. We will win this 2-0

He will have the Carabao cup and EL to start and as well as that the usual injury issues we have to fill in. As it stands we cant be dropping Pedro, he's our best finisher and has started the season very well. Hazard is back and cemented in the side so it really only leaves the one slot on the right, and the slot is available for Pedro, Willian and CHO. If he doesn't get chance to start in any of the competitions I mentioned then I would personally start to worry, but too early yet.

The one man dismantling Manchester United. And if reports are to be believed he will be sacked if they lose to Burnley

If any owner has any whits or nous about them they wouldn't hire this outdated prehistoric tit.

Needs credit for what he's done, scored some crucial goals. Important he ups his game at defending, he will come up against some much better opponents in the coming months. Right now he's doing good things.

United fans clambering over themselves to get a picture with Lucas Moura What's more laughable is that after another big defeat the main thing he focuses on is defending his own reputation. It's simply all about him.

Brilliant watch his house of cards fall apart. The clapping at the fans at the end was cringe worthy, not only was it cringe worthy but he's trying to get them onside by praising them, they have all seen through him and his ways. As for their team- I said last season it's shite, Jones and Smalling? Shaw? Herrera? Lindelof? that's to name a few that are absolute wank. I hate Spurs and wanted them to lose last night but my god it was fucking comical watching all that unfold last night. The special once.

This should not lead to dropping him for Cahill, Cahill is woeful. If anything it should allow AC to get a start.

Oh and nothing mentioned about Newcastle being absolute dirty bastards, kicked Hazard off the park all game.

Terrible for their goal, under 8 defending.

Cannot be blamed for anything at all, anyone says differently they need their head examining,.

Mentally this was massive, how the fuck they managed a goal was beyond me. Delighted with that win, we dominated but we also switched off. Vey big 3 points.

Nout new here he is terrible.

Hugo Lioris charged with being pissed behind the wheel of his car last night

It's slightly better than the home kit.

After two wins from two it would be easy to say i'm enjoying what I am seeing but I really am. I know the defensive side of things need tightening up but I am positively sure that will come very soon. I love what Jorginho brings to this side, his quick distribution and awareness is something else, if we ca get Morata firing after his Arsenal goal and start having a bit more solidity at the back then anything is possible.

Hate the games against these bastards, always seem to turn up against us even when their playing shite.

Thought he was brilliant against Arsenal, so aware of what was going on as soon as he came on.