Special Juan

It reminded of when a kid first starts up playing football, that sort of 'can't figure out which foot is meant to kick type run up'

Michy can't be any worse, not one bit can he be worse than what we are seeing now.

Not for minute saying this would of been ideal but right now, with the cracks massively opening that is Morata we have a problem, a big problem.

There is no way, with the way he is playing and finishing now we can risk starting with him. These last few games should of told Sarri exactly what he needs to know about Morata....He's woeful.

Its time to start this lad, fuck buying anyone else and just start him. How can he be any worse than the Brylcreem baby we have up front at taking chances.

Tie him down to a massive contract and now that Sarri has confirmed he's a figure for the season coming then lets do it.

3 games that have followed a very similar path....Very good opening 30 minutes, quick passing, decisive movement and really getting at and dominating the opposition. After that, it was like we seemed to say "That's enough" it went stale, and I am hoping this is just the players tiredness after the vacations etc. How fucking good is CHO though...unreal.

I'd just sell for him for what ever is offered, absolute dog shit of the highest order. How fucking lame was that penalty.

What a save.

CHO should not pass that ball anymore to that useless Spanish waister.

He missed again

Morata is a fucking mess, how the fuck can we continue with this donkey.

His heads gone completely, he needs moving on quickly.

Oh fuck off Morata you absolute bag of shit.

Marina brought some lovely Pasta back though, really tasty apparently. I could just see her walking through the meeting room door and Sarri sat there, saying with his arms out wide "Higuain and Rugani" she replies by shaking a packet of Fusili pasta

It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though

You can also say we have failed to close more deals, AGAIN.

We've paid that split arse to fuck off on holiday.

Those 'summits' in Milan were fucking good then weren't they.

Done deal to Milan, him and Caldara, Bonucci to Juventus.

The squeeze is on for JM now, there is hardly anytime left and he has a completely broken relationship with Martial. You can't keep an unhappy player, something has to give. We need a striker, and despite not being completed Higuain will still go to Milan, this has to be top priority for us to get Martial.

ADL is an ultimate cunt.

Right decision if he's allowed to go, just a terrible player.