Special Juan

Getting Zaha not only strengthens our starting 11 but it also bolsters the squad. Pedro has just signed an extension, CHO is now in the frame, both are superb options off the bench and would give us so much more depth just by bringing in Zaha. We still have an issue with our striker though, I am massively worried about Morata, if we can somehow solve that, even if it means Michy starting I would be delighted. Tibo Azpilicueta Luiz Rudiger Emerson Jorginho Kante Barkley Zaha Batshuayi Hazard That team can go far.

Be delighted if we get him, would rip shit up on the right wing for us and he's miles more productive than Willian.

Seen that earlier, he will probably be a bit quicker now.

Many thanks appreciate it.

I just have a funny feeling we will do things.

I believe we will get 3 players, a striker, a RW and another CM.

I think Barcelona were guilty of snatching Madeleine McCann.

Wonder why he didn't just stick a trophy emoji over his signature like he did with Conte's face.

It reminded of when a kid first starts up playing football, that sort of 'can't figure out which foot is meant to kick type run up'

Michy can't be any worse, not one bit can he be worse than what we are seeing now.

Not for minute saying this would of been ideal but right now, with the cracks massively opening that is Morata we have a problem, a big problem.

There is no way, with the way he is playing and finishing now we can risk starting with him. These last few games should of told Sarri exactly what he needs to know about Morata....He's woeful.

Its time to start this lad, fuck buying anyone else and just start him. How can he be any worse than the Brylcreem baby we have up front at taking chances.

Tie him down to a massive contract and now that Sarri has confirmed he's a figure for the season coming then lets do it.

3 games that have followed a very similar path....Very good opening 30 minutes, quick passing, decisive movement and really getting at and dominating the opposition. After that, it was like we seemed to say "That's enough" it went stale, and I am hoping this is just the players tiredness after the vacations etc. How fucking good is CHO though...unreal.

I'd just sell for him for what ever is offered, absolute dog shit of the highest order. How fucking lame was that penalty.

What a save.

CHO should not pass that ball anymore to that useless Spanish waister.

He missed again

Morata is a fucking mess, how the fuck can we continue with this donkey.

His heads gone completely, he needs moving on quickly.

Oh fuck off Morata you absolute bag of shit.

Marina brought some lovely Pasta back though, really tasty apparently. I could just see her walking through the meeting room door and Sarri sat there, saying with his arms out wide "Higuain and Rugani" she replies by shaking a packet of Fusili pasta

It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though