Special Juan

Don't worry about Kounde, it's getting sorted.

Grealish to City...buying a player to win fouls, I am so far off this fucking Grealish bandwagon it's unreal.

It's SKY with another bullshit rumour.....they are feeling left out so feel they need to play a part.

20M for Zouma but want 100M for Rice, fucking jokers

Romano said it's close, he's more trusted than any of the other fucking clowns.

Conor Gallagher is off to Palace on loan.

Splitting hairs, both horrific.

Wow are people are actually talking about DD being in the team based on a few minutes v a Championship side in pre season? dear me.

It's just a bit, well, errr plain and shit isn't it.

It's like Dortmund have pulled the dress up to reveal the thong.

What the actual fuck is going on.

You couldn't make it up.

I honestly believe we have spoken to them about what they want and the financial package that is needed to fetch him here. I think we touched base with them weeks ago and it's all about us raising cash, speaking with his agent and proving to BVB we can actually afford this. I also think Romano and Jan Aarge no fuck all, just bits and pieces.

50m and Zouma.

Never heard him say this...where?

Pat Nevin said Drinkwater looked incredibly good.....fuck me seriously Pat Nevin just shut up.

Confirmed for me tonight what I have thought for ages....Abraham fucking useless.

Agreement ready on personal terms, player will accept, talks now advanced.

We have opened talks with Sevilla for Jules Kounde.

Still do not see what a lot of people see in this lad....Light years away from even getting a sniff in our midfield.

To be fair mate I'm better than Lindelof so ditch that comparison. As for Varane, I send anyone to go and watch him this season, especially the CL, he was a fucking cart horse and looked like he needed to untie the caravan he was carrying nine times out of ten. Watch him in this league.....fucking spanner.

Can't believe people on here are shitting themselves because United signed Varane🤣

If we sign nobody apart from a striker then I'm happy....if we do not sign a top quality 9 then we deserve to be fucked with a scalding hot scaffold pole up the arse.

The only extension he gets is if he gets a hard on.

Are you ill?