Special Juan

No way on gods green earth should we be even considering Mane as a striker, we need to stop al this square pegs in round holes. What works for one club doesn't always work with another- we need an out and out 9. I'd swap Mane with Sterling in a heartbeat but not at the expense of an out and out 9

Mass fire sale coming if Leicester, Saints and Leeds all go down. Lavia is a super player, I would defo take him.

What in the world of fuck were Brighton playing at last night? Fuck me, talk about rolling over and having their arse tickled. Thought Everton did well but fuck me Brighton looked like they had never played football before.

The pressure of the player to WHU is also a massive factor-I expect DR to be really pushing for a move away

I just like the way Toney plays, really like his work rate.

We were linked with Zaha when he was in the womb

That game v Newcastle at SJP on Sunday is massive, because Newcastle could easily twat them, they are tremendous at home.

Jude Bellingham to Real Madrid is very close, nearly a here we go.

His injuries have fucked him, he will never be the same again. Cannot believe we are trying extend his contract, he will be sat out for the most of it

Couldn't string a basic 5 yard pass, shite

Manu Petit claims the players on the bench were arguing amongst themselves last night

3M quid for old cow head to keep them up.🤣

Badman must of fucked TB's wife.

He was shite here, he was shite at Everton, what made some fucking cock womble think he was going to be fine by re-hiring the useless fucker again? Honestly it beggars fucking belief what must go on in their brains and behind the scenes-fucking clowns

Has Poch done a Michael Jackson moonwalk away from us?

Damage limitation again this- Just do the right thing please Frank you useless fucker and start Noni after the only who gave a shit last night. The rest is like picking bad apples- It will be a shit show regardless

But don't forget Chilwell can pop it into the basketball hoop from 20 yards🤣 The media team are taking the piss along with the players

Madueke was decent Kante that was one of the worst performances from him I have ever seen Sterling, fuck me he's probably still running round in circles at The Emirates now. It's just simply embarrassing now- This team is boring, lifeless, tools have been downed and even Lampard is pissing me off

Complete headless chicken.

There is not an ounce of fight in any of them, gutless bastards

Fuck that, there is a good cooking programme on tonight

Ziyech is probably the most limited footballer I have seen in the last 10 years

Lampard was brought in, in the hope a legend would lift morale and not because nobody else would, the owners and people around them took a risk and it's backfired. I bet they didn't even approach anyone else, I bet FL was the first port of call. Just another shite decision by people who have made shit decisions from day one.

Lampard hasn't got it in him to put a rocket up anyone's arse-Weak as piss without any sort of CV in managerial roles. I was left empty when he was announced, imagine what the fucking players thought. It's shambolic

Broja wont be playing at this club anytime soon, not just with the injury but we will for sure be hunting down a new number 9 in the summer. The three in question for me are Osimhen, Ivan Toney and Rasmus Hojlund