Ainsley Harriott

Rafael annoys me so fukcing much

NeMADja Vidic. Stay bitter.

Of course this motherfucker scores

DUDES! One of you photoshop master has to turn this into a DEAL WITH IT GIF.

C'mon Mou, give us Matic...

Smooth bro, smooth.

HAT TRICK. Yawn-ited sinkin hard.

2014 = year of the striker?

ETO'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now put Matic on.

Cech beasting so far.

Goddamn Ivanovic and his anticlimatic crosses

GOAAAAAAAAAL SUCK IT MANURES

Our AM's look so unfocused it's not even funny. WTF?

Umm you must be confusing me with someone else.

He's still the longest tenured coach under Abramovic. He said he wants to "break his record". Mou

Fake stats, dude. He played for us, at least, in the 2009 and 2010 FA Cup finals.

And on my signature.

LOOOL this guy is nuts... Cocaine is a helluva drug.

WHAT UP PUB?????? HOW'S IT HANGIN'? I'm afraid my confidence levels have decreased. As a consequence I have gone on an alcohol trip trying to understand what's wrong. Will update. Stay oiled my friends.

You caught me, I really want to sound cool for a bunch of strangers I'll never meet

Damn you're right. I gotta get me some of that #yoloswag you have. Brb gonna put on my snapback and sag my pants.

Don't recall asking for an opinion doe. U scared of a little oil my friend? It eases things back there.

Alt gonna alt. Shut up boy.

Posting.

Nah, Porto are not in the same financial problems as Benfica I think. Benfica spent a lot of money to try and make a run in the UCL because the final will be at their home, Porto made a big profit from the James-Moutinho sale and didn't spend as much as Benfica. Plus we all know how Porto are when it comes to negotiating.