EBH

This is not acceptable in Colombia, I think...

You want to be in the room

Mate I'm light skinned

Orange

Oh my fuck I've wasted so much time here, I need to chop and roll.

Surprise buttsex

Wtf Mate that's fucking gay

Do you know Tinder If you do then I don't think I need to elaborate It's the best for a quick root

Weedy? Little? m8 i'll fkn rek u

Sam, m8, I think you've been whooshed. #25pagespershag

I be steady slingin'

Bloke's a bloody embarrassment to the west and to all the ethnics, not just the South Asians, in Australia. Young ethnic male from Blacktown, on what looks to be a fairly decent bike, follows roads rules? What's the fucking point. Everybody hoons on our roads. Everybody. Just today, I saw a little piece of shit Daihatsu drift past a couple of V8s on a tight bend, then hammer it down past us. Guy was going quicker than me and my mate, who was driving a heavily modded Civic Type R. Type R's are sick, actually. Unless a cop actually gets in and drives it, you can do whatever you want with the engine and they'll never know. It's such a benign looking vehicle. I need to get one of those, though I first need to learn how to drive a manual and save up some serious paper (it cost my mate 18 grand because he had to get it imported direct from Japan).

Mate, I'm Colombian

How did he manage that

I have a job but it pays about 14 cents a day if I'm lucky. Edit: I forgot I'm not meant to talk about it

Alright Are you back from America yet

"We know there are less rich than poor. That's the entire basis of capitalism. There's only a finite amount of money in the economy: if you have more of it, that means that others have less." lol

Births: Marco Pantani Julia-Louis Dreyfus Mark Bosnich Mario Yepes Orlando Bloom Kamran Akmal (lol) Deaths: Gaius Marius Charles the Fat Thomas Lord

Can I just say how freakily similar your answer to Rmpr's question number 3 would be to my answer if I was asked the same question? I managed to phrase that as a question

How did you develop such a brilliantly deadpan sense of humour? You're such an Aussie

Outstanding.

Shutup No you don't

Also why do you have...it... as your avatar. Lost a bet?