DJames

If he was still at Chels it would be "Chelsea star takes seat from pensioner" or "Chelsea thug pushes black man off a train"
 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/06/arsenal-star-petr-cech-gets-rush-hour-train-home-with-commuters-5605075/

Petr Cech wins life!

222 not out.
The greatest goalkeeper in our history, perhaps even modern English footballing history.

https://vine.co/v/OOehwb73EjQ

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I haven't seen a single photo where he looks young

It's also worth mentioning he's been having very quiet games in terms of discipline. I think at least two of the yellows he's got so far were undeserved, but he's played Villa, Sporting and now Arsenal and no incident, nothing to worry us.
I think he might be able to work around those suspensions if he keeps things like this. I was a bit concerned about us missing him in critical matches because of cards cumulation, but I think he's good, we're good. Everything is under control. He even fondled Flamini LOL

the formula keep working
I swear I'll post this every time it happens. I'm not even embarrassed.

Brana seems very close to the Brazilians - which is random, but also cool. Remember when Rami had a barbecue at his house and there were only Brazilians and Brana?
I LOVED THIS much more than I'm willing to admit.

Fucking love branislav.

Mourinho on Oscar's performance today:
"He did fantastically against Arsenal and again today. Hes the number 10 that plays with the ball at his feet. Hes a number 10 that looks back and to the side. He analyses the game and sees where the team needs him. He creates balances."
"For example, in the first half when they had McArthur man to man on Fabregas, I was so happy with that because Fabregas was taking McArthur from the central area and Oscar was dropping back to play. Him and Matic controlled the game completely for us."
"Oscar has had a mental and tactical evolution that has allowed him to be a fantastic player. Can he physically improve? Of course, but people forget hes still so young. There are great conditions in front of him to keep improving."
http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2014/Oct%2014/final-whistle-verdict--imposing-our-game.html

I just love reading stuff like this

Ryan Bertrand picks his #One2Eleven
He picked 8 Chelsea/ex-Chelsea players...in a 3-1-4-2 system.

Awesome news! I'm out of official university life (soon) Graduating my Msc with a distinction **Party up in here***
Wack news! I sign up to do Spanish (like what the heck!!! You were almost out!!!!) and I have a test tomorrow I have yet to study for.

Awesome news! I'm out of official university life (soon) Graduating my Msc with a distinction **Party up in here***
Wack news! I sign up to do Spanish (like what the heck!!! You were almost out!!!!) and I have a test tomorrow I have yet to study for.

I expect that the hang-over will be pretty fucking terrible with a crying baby waking you up at the middle of the night!
I've got the drinks:

Wait, that's not gonna be enough:

Better...

There we go. Perfect!

I'll bring myself to the party (since I'm apparently narcissistic). I'm here and waiting. Bring drinks, bring food, let's get this party started in heeerrre

I'll bring myself to the party (since I'm apparently narcissistic). I'm here and waiting. Bring drinks, bring food, let's get this party started in heeerrre

Congrats, guys!
Let's party

ONE more Chelsea supporter came this morning to the world - my son was born

Awesome news! I'm out of official university life (soon) Graduating my Msc with a distinction **Party up in here***
Wack news! I sign up to do Spanish (like what the heck!!! You were almost out!!!!) and I have a test tomorrow I have yet to study for.

Awesome news! I'm out of official university life (soon) Graduating my Msc with a distinction **Party up in here***
Wack news! I sign up to do Spanish (like what the heck!!! You were almost out!!!!) and I have a test tomorrow I have yet to study for.

Awesome news! I'm out of official university life (soon) Graduating my Msc with a distinction **Party up in here***
Wack news! I sign up to do Spanish (like what the heck!!! You were almost out!!!!) and I have a test tomorrow I have yet to study for.

I must say when I first heard of us signing him I was a bit apprehensive, thought he might have been another "has been" like Torres was for us. He has set out to prove to everyone he still has it because he still does. You go Cesc!! I'm behind you 100%