Aesthetic Relic

Secret scouser...secret scouser....ooooo oooooo

People used to say that about us....oh times have changed

Like it is ever gonna happen. They try to buy our 2nd choice LB and get told where to go, what makes them think we'll let them have Ash instead. Really, the mentality of some people is unreal

Pathetic heading Anyway.....newspapers are reporting new moneybags club Citeh are weighing up a £20m bid for Ashley Cole in the January transfer window. Yeah.....whatever...

Mirror I've always considered Manu more of a threat to our title ambitions this season. Arsenal are as good as dead and Liverpool have been more than lucky getting vital decisions go their way from day 1. Their luck will run out and we need to be there to take advantage of it. We had a chance last week and blew it. You dont get many chances like that in a season when all those around you fail to get 3 points.

Mirror Thats soooooooo bad. I dont think Billy has anything to worry about

JT was 21 when he got the Chelsea armband for the first time. When Desailly was injured he stepped in. Ok he was 24 I think when he got it fulltime, but I dont think age is anything these days. Anyway...back on topic.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower!

I'm not sure if this is a good move by the club to let him go.

I agree with CJ. Anything other than 3 points is not worth thinking about. The group is very tight as it is. We need to win to at least give us the opportunity of an easier ride against Cluj back at SB in a few weeks. Needing a win to qualify in the last game is a tough ask, considering our stuttering home form.

Who ?

I'd have prefered if he's done a Cantona and dropped kicked someone tbh.

Just thinking back over the game. Does anyone feel that game had Drogba written all over it ? As good as Anelkas form has been, again its been highlighted that we need a striker who can bully defenders when its tight like it was today. I cant help feel that Drogba would have got us 3 points today.

Fuck sake....Perfect opportunity to get a few points clear at the top and we blow it. Manu have to play now knowing that a win will bring them within touching distance of us and the Scousers. We ant afford to drop points at home if we are to be serious about going for the title. Thats result was pathetic today. Everything up to the last thrid was good, then we seemed to get football amnesia. We didnt know wtf wewere doing at times. Just hoofed the ball into the box and the Newcastle defenders dealt with it no problem. Not a very happy bunny right now.

We seem to have run out of ideas....This is shite.

We must have something like 80% of possession....FFS make it count. This is nerve wrecking

WTF was that Malouda ??????

Bollocks Chelsea...... :censored:

Good call from the ref........get this in.

C'mon Chelsea ffs.....we 're pissing all over them. We need a goal

I thought it was offside tbh

Very frustrating

OOOOOOOOOOOH...Ivanovic with a thumping header.

How close can you get without scoring....We're bound to score soon ffs.

Good build up...Lamps didnt really get hold of that at all.